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..."Alif! Lam! Mim! If ye think I have come to divulge and wax about prudes or prunes, think ye again! I speak of the law! Allah's law is not only one of the laws of the universe, it is *the law*. The law was given by Allah, and hence he decided to name it after himself, many years ago, when he was busy revealing himself and his ways to Muhammad Jehovah claims to have discovered it first, but there are no surviving witnesses to corroborate this, only a filthy pagan new-age cult who call themselves the Jehovah's Witnesses. My message to them: Do not spend all of your time looking at the sky for Jehovah - ye will not find him there, for Allah hath smited him, and ye will go blind, assuming ye have not followed the example of sinful Onan already. Whatsoever ye read in the Qu'ran, that is the

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rdfs:comment	..."Alif! Lam! Mim! If ye think I have come to divulge and wax about prudes or prunes, think ye again! I speak of the law! Allah's law is not only one of the laws of the universe, it is the law. The law was given by Allah, and hence he decided to name it after himself, many years ago, when he was busy revealing himself and his ways to Muhammad Jehovah claims to have discovered it first, but there are no surviving witnesses to corroborate this, only a filthy pagan new-age cult who call themselves the Jehovah's Witnesses. My message to them: Do not spend all of your time looking at the sky for Jehovah - ye will not find him there, for Allah hath smited him, and ye will go blind, assuming ye have not followed the example of sinful Onan already. Whatsoever ye read in the Qu'ran, that is the
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abstract	..."Alif! Lam! Mim! If ye think I have come to divulge and wax about prudes or prunes, think ye again! I speak of the law! Allah's law is not only one of the laws of the universe, it is the law. The law was given by Allah, and hence he decided to name it after himself, many years ago, when he was busy revealing himself and his ways to Muhammad Jehovah claims to have discovered it first, but there are no surviving witnesses to corroborate this, only a filthy pagan new-age cult who call themselves the Jehovah's Witnesses. My message to them: Do not spend all of your time looking at the sky for Jehovah - ye will not find him there, for Allah hath smited him, and ye will go blind, assuming ye have not followed the example of sinful Onan already. Whatsoever ye read in the Qu'ran, that is the law. I will present an account of our Merciful lord's most gracious law, for there is no law holier than Allah's law, even Bonar Law. We shall not rest until this law sweeps away all of the other laws that exist at the minute. I am deadly serious. Allah's law is important as it layeth the foundation of our own Islamic law, fiqh, pronounced as in 'thick'. In my country I hold the role of a-dab h'and with respect to Islamic law, so my authority on such matters is infallible. Wait, are you the only one here, Westerner? I thought more would have been interested in my dogma. A painful doom is theirs because they...aren't here. Very well. The scribe will preserve my speech for posterity. And I warn ye now, criticising Allah's law is highly dangerous for your health, like shaking hands with an unbeliever. I would rather lick an unkempt dog's nether parts rather than shake hands with a non-believer, provided that the dog had been blessed by Allah. Do I need to repeat that I am deadly serious? Yes, I think I will. This time in Arabic: أنا جاد..."

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