It was extremely disturbing. It was bright pink. It was a button. I didn't know what would happen if I pushed it. Would my computer explode. Would a hand smash through the computer screen, grab me, and pull me into oblivion. Would I forget to put question marks at the end of questions. I still have the cold I had yesterday when I wrote that bizarre story that I wrote yesterday. Well anyway, I'm off to eat some spaghetti, perhaps with some pills sprinkled on top instead of cheese, to rid me of this cough. Needless to say, I didn't push the button. Being a noob sucks. But nonetheless. Choose wisely.

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  • I just got a pop-up on the right side of the screen that said "The Love Button---Push me hard!!!"
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  • It was extremely disturbing. It was bright pink. It was a button. I didn't know what would happen if I pushed it. Would my computer explode. Would a hand smash through the computer screen, grab me, and pull me into oblivion. Would I forget to put question marks at the end of questions. I still have the cold I had yesterday when I wrote that bizarre story that I wrote yesterday. Well anyway, I'm off to eat some spaghetti, perhaps with some pills sprinkled on top instead of cheese, to rid me of this cough. Needless to say, I didn't push the button. Being a noob sucks. But nonetheless. Choose wisely.
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  • It was extremely disturbing. It was bright pink. It was a button. I didn't know what would happen if I pushed it. Would my computer explode. Would a hand smash through the computer screen, grab me, and pull me into oblivion. Would I forget to put question marks at the end of questions. I still have the cold I had yesterday when I wrote that bizarre story that I wrote yesterday. Well anyway, I'm off to eat some spaghetti, perhaps with some pills sprinkled on top instead of cheese, to rid me of this cough. Then I shall finish something I could have finished earlier if it weren't for getting distracted by that stupid love button and feeling compelled to write this. Needless to say, I didn't push the button. Being a noob sucks. But nonetheless. I felt compelled to present other internet beings with the same choice I was recently presented with. Choose wisely.
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