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Director Benny Von Injoface is one of the five mythological "Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature", according to Explorer. His job is to approve or reject edits to the universe and to maintain order in the BoF, making sure that no one breaks the rules. Unfortunately, he is so dedicated to his job that he loves the COC "more than his own mother", so he claims. He is also corrupt and abuses his powers to benefit himself and his family.

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  • Director Benny
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  • Director Benny Von Injoface is one of the five mythological "Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature", according to Explorer. His job is to approve or reject edits to the universe and to maintain order in the BoF, making sure that no one breaks the rules. Unfortunately, he is so dedicated to his job that he loves the COC "more than his own mother", so he claims. He is also corrupt and abuses his powers to benefit himself and his family.
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  • One of the five Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature
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  • Related to Mabel .
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  • A second anonymous whistlebower
  • Anonymous whistleblower
Status
  • Currently screaming at characters through the Fourth Wall.
Name
  • Benny de Blah von Injoface
  • Master Director of the Universe:
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  • TEH IDIOT CONTROLS PART OF THE UNIVERSE?!
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  • *I don't think I've described Benny's cold, cold apathy well enough for you, dear reader. **Benny has no regard for what he approves or rejects, only if it defies the COC. If a beloved character got smashed by a car in the climax of a romance story, sying instantly, he would approve it without thinking of the mourning families incurred. It meets the COC's requirements of instantenous death, so on it goes. **Benny does not care about the employees, just employee productivity. **If someone gets hurt on the job, Benny would just travel by while telling him or her to "walk it off" and get back to work. **Benny approved the Pie War AND Billy May's death. **Benny approved Kirbguin.
  • "What is Benny?", you ask.
  • Benny lacks guilt and only rejects if it blatently and outright disobeys the COC. More often than not, he will allow something nasty if it can be interpreted enough. This includes death, if it is painless.
  • Morals are of no question to Benny, and neither are outcomes. If it gets the job done, do it. Director Benny does not consider ethics, rather, it only matters if it rigidly adgeres to his precious COC, one of the few things, besides power, his job, and money, that he expresses feelings towards. If Director Benny had to chase someone down, and, through that chase, they collapsed and died instantly- partially in result to that chase but also to medical conditions -he would not express sympathy: "I am guiltless. She ran, I pursued.". Maybe he'd follow it up with "Better get back to my office, I've got a quota to meet.", if he was in a decent mood.
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Title
  • Conspiracy Theory #9
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  • Male
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  • Excellent
Race
  • Yellow Puffle
Location
  • In his office, at his supernatural laptop, hitting a green button to approve your thoughts and a red button to annihilate them. He could also be staring at his favorite thing in the universe, the COC.
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  • Director Benny Von Injoface is one of the five mythological "Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature", according to Explorer. His job is to approve or reject edits to the universe and to maintain order in the BoF, making sure that no one breaks the rules. Unfortunately, he is so dedicated to his job that he loves the COC "more than his own mother", so he claims. He is also corrupt and abuses his powers to benefit himself and his family. He is classified as a "conspiracy theory" and can be found in Professor Shroomsky's favorite book, "Conspiracy Theories for Conspiring Creatures", theory #9.
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