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| - Ralph Reed is a powerful Christian warrior for the Republican Party, i.e., God. Reed is best known for his altar boyish good looks and his role in creating and running the Christian Coalition with America’s moral standard, Pat Robertson. Reed has widely been hailed as being an integral figure in the Republican’s Congressional victory in 1994 when power was wrested from the Democratic majority in the House of Representatives. With God’s right hand man influencing God’s people, to vote for God’s party, to lead God’s country, it was assumed the rapture wouldn’t be far in the future. Unfortunately, with Bill Clinton in the White House, Christian’s had to wait to be raptured into Heaven because Bill was doing his damndest to try to spread his version of “peace” in the Middle East. Thankfully Clinton was also spreading stains on a young Jewish intern. Compelled by the power of the Clenis, Reed’s Chrisitan Coalition was able to expose the Democratic party as the decadent and morally bankrupt hedonists that so many fence sitting voters had been unwilling to recognize them as, thus ushering in America’s Greatest President and best hope for the Apocalypse, George W. Bush.
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