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| - [A police car parks outside a courthouse] [Cut to: Proteus in the courthouse] Judge: Court is now in session. So, Proteus. How did you plead? Proteus: I plead. Not guilty. Knuckles the Echidna: Read the charges, your honor. Judge: Proteus Hodnick, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Amy's life. Any witnesses to call. Amy Rose: I would like to call myself to the stand. [Amy walks to the stand] Judge: OK then. Tell us what did he do that was so bad? Amy: Well, he ruined Knuckles' statue, destroyed my treasures, kept grounding me, and drove me away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined my life for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected me too much. [sobbing] Judge: OK, Amy. That's good enough that your father did this to you. And what was your reaction? Amy: Well, my reaction is that I hate my dad so much. He should be divorced by my mom forever after she re-marries Prince Edward, my soon-to-be dad. Judge: OK then. And Amy, you may return to your jury seat. Amy: Thank you! That is, your only honor. [Minnie returns to her jury seat with her friends] Judge: Alright then. What is the decision? Knuckles: Guilty! Amy: Guilty! Miles "Tails" Prower: Guilty! Charmy Bee: Guilty! Angel: Guilty! Young Simba: Guilty! Flounder: Guilty! Chip: Guilty! Dale: Guilty! Thumper: Guilty! Flower: Guilty! Judge: Proteus Hodnick! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own daughter's life. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution? Proteus: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Amy's life and I'm sorry I treated her too harshly. I promise I'll be a good father to her and I promise I won't make her cry ever again. Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away. [The guards take Proteus away] Judge: Court adjourned. [Cut to: The police car drives away from the courthouse] [Meanwhile, there is the news] Sergeant Morris: This is Sergeant Morris. Today's news is about an evil Syracusian tyrant named Proteus, who is facing execution. His last meal was raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, Zimbabwean sandwiches, Russian vodkas, beer, urine, poop, vomit, blood, kitty litter, dog food, dirty laundry, smelly socks, expired cereal, liver, dirty diapers, staled popcorn, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, dead animals, fruit, vegetables, boiled soup, sand, grass, horse fur, gunk, toilet water, bath water, expired milk, rusted microchips, grimy organs, bloody eyeballs, shampoo, toothpaste, dental rinse, and baby food, but he refused them. Last night, Proteus tried to hurt Amy, but she ran away from home and got herself lost in the forest, thanks to him, so Officer James Carter is going to shave his hair off and prepare him for execution. Lilo Pelekai: I would like to see him fry in the electric chair. [Kairi, Namine, Olivia Flaversham, Susan Test, and Kilala Reno hold up a sign saying Destroy the Syracusian Tyrant] Sergeant Morris: There are people outside cheering for his upcoming execution. [Viper holds up a sign saying Are you ready to burn in heck, Proteus?] Viper: Yes! He's all set to die! [Minnie Mouse, Alice Liddell, and Wendy Darling hold up a sign saying Cook the Syracusian Tyrant] [Rapunzel holds up a poem saying He's a naughty troll, and a wicked tyrant. Good thing Proteus is finally gonna die!] Sergeant Morris: We now go to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy. Twilight Sparkle: I am really glad Proteus is going to be electrocuted. He is the worst father ever! Pinkie Pie: Agreed! Rainbow Dash: Count me in! Rarity: Done and done! Applejack: Yee-haw! Fluttershy: We will be throwing a party for Proteus' death. Sunset Shimmer: You can say that again. Sergeant Morris: We will return to GNN news after Proteus gets electrocuted. [Cut to: Proteus and a police officer in an empty prison cell] Police Officer: (showing Proteus, who is now dressed in a prison suit, his cell) This is your cell with no bed, no toilet, no air conditioner, and no sink. You will stay in here until the day of your execution later. Goodbye! [A police officer leaves Proteus in jail] [At 12:00 pm] Proteus: Oh, I hate jail. I wish I can escape. Police Officer: Oh no, you're not escaping, Proteus! We have security cameras, so you won't escape! Also, you have a visitor who wants to talk to you! [Giselle appears outside an empty prison cell] Giselle: Proteus! I heard that you are going to be executed. That's it! You are grounded for triple humanity! Proteus: But, Giselle, I'm sorry. Can you please let me out and I promise I'll be a good father to Amy? Giselle: No! I also hope you suffer in jail and burn in heck. Goodbye forever! [Giselle leaves Proteus in jail] Proteus: This is going to be even more torture. [5:00 pm] Police Officer: Come on out, Proteus. Execution time. [The cell door opens and a police officer directs Proteus to a seat] [A police officer uses a razor to shave his hair off, leaving him like a bald eagle and putting cotton on him] Police Officer: OK, Proteus. Follow me to the execution chamber. [A police officer directs Proteus to the electric chair] Police Officer: Any last words? Proteus: I promise I'll be a good father to Amy, and I promise that I will not make her cry like that ever again. Police Officer: Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1....Go! (flips the switch) [Proteus screams while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection'"] [The police officer stops Proteus' execution. He then checks if Proteus' heart still beats, providing he is alive or not. Proteus isn't breathing anymore. The police officer leaves Proteus alone and dead] Police Officer: Yes! He's dead! [Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Jose Carioca, Panchito, Pluto, Goofy, and Roger Rabbit hold up a sign saying No more abuses thanks to Proteus' death] [Sonia, Sonic, and Manic hold up a sign saying Proteus Hodnick, 2003-2015] [Back to GNN news] Sergeant Morris: Proteus is now finally executed! He was executed for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Amy's life and her dreams. Are there any questions to ask? [Spike appears] Spike: Yes! What will happen to his body? Sergeant Morris: His body will be taken to a funeral home in Andalasia. By the way, what's your name? Spike: My name is Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Equestria Girls Trilogy. Sergeant Morris: Thank you, Spike. [Spike leaves] Sergeant Morris: That's all the news for now. This is Sergeant Morris saying goodbye! [Cut to: The graveyard. A tombstone that reads "BIH Proteus 2003 - 2015" is seen near Knuckles, Amy, Giselle, and Prince Edward, who are celebrating his death]
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