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Louis Spence (born 6 April 1969) is the source of almost all fabulousness on Earth. When you see anything even vaguely fabulous there is a 99.82% chance that Louis Spence squatted, clenched and then secreted said thing from betwixt his thighs. Louis Spence is apparently male.

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  • Louis Spence (born 6 April 1969) is the source of almost all fabulousness on Earth. When you see anything even vaguely fabulous there is a 99.82% chance that Louis Spence squatted, clenched and then secreted said thing from betwixt his thighs. Louis Spence is apparently male.
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  • Louis Spence (born 6 April 1969) is the source of almost all fabulousness on Earth. When you see anything even vaguely fabulous there is a 99.82% chance that Louis Spence squatted, clenched and then secreted said thing from betwixt his thighs. Louis Spence is apparently male. It is thought that Louis Spence invented homosexuality in 1827 after he slipped and fell on an unfortunately positioned plunger while dancing over-energetically to Fergie's "Fergalicious". Elton John once tried to out-fabulous Louis Spence at a charity event for goats with erectile dysfunction but Spence's fabulousness engulfed Elton John but promptly regurgitated him. Elton John died in hospital 4 hours later due to a glitter deficit and a collapsed lung and has since been replaced with a modified toaster wearing a feather boa. No one has noticed yet. Louis Spence is the second most flexible man in the world after the man made of cheese from the Cheese String adverts.
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