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Hammerspace knives, named for the generator built into the handle which allows the wielder to bring them into and out of hammerspace at will, are weapons discovered by Agents Marcus Langston and Zodfang Gobrunt during one of their missions together. The knives were first found in the hands of a Mary Sue, Talea Sallas, who used them in the fic's first chapter to assault the Designated Misogynistic Bastard, Frank Burns. Talea pinned Burns to the wall by throwing the knives through the corners of his sleeves, demonstrating ludicrous accuracy, and instantly brandished two more with which she threatened to cut his throat, before putting them all away into hammerspace and continuing as if nothing had happened.

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  • Hammerspace knives, named for the generator built into the handle which allows the wielder to bring them into and out of hammerspace at will, are weapons discovered by Agents Marcus Langston and Zodfang Gobrunt during one of their missions together. The knives were first found in the hands of a Mary Sue, Talea Sallas, who used them in the fic's first chapter to assault the Designated Misogynistic Bastard, Frank Burns. Talea pinned Burns to the wall by throwing the knives through the corners of his sleeves, demonstrating ludicrous accuracy, and instantly brandished two more with which she threatened to cut his throat, before putting them all away into hammerspace and continuing as if nothing had happened.
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  • Hammerspace knives, named for the generator built into the handle which allows the wielder to bring them into and out of hammerspace at will, are weapons discovered by Agents Marcus Langston and Zodfang Gobrunt during one of their missions together. The knives were first found in the hands of a Mary Sue, Talea Sallas, who used them in the fic's first chapter to assault the Designated Misogynistic Bastard, Frank Burns. Talea pinned Burns to the wall by throwing the knives through the corners of his sleeves, demonstrating ludicrous accuracy, and instantly brandished two more with which she threatened to cut his throat, before putting them all away into hammerspace and continuing as if nothing had happened. The next time the weapons appeared was at the end of the mission, as the agents were confronting and charging the Sue. Becoming enraged upon hearing that her father, who had been a bit character in the fic, was killed by Zodfang Gobrunt, she summoned one of the knives from hammerspace and tried to use it to kill Marcus. The surprise attack would have worked, but Zodfang warned Marcus that she had drawn one of the knives, and Talea died in the ensuing knife fight. The knives were then taken, and after the mission they were pawned off to an Operations agent named Big Murphy, who runs a weapons shop in New Caledonia. There are currently only four known hammerspace knives in existence. This, added to the high quality of the weapons, makes them rather expensive—Agent Silas, in purchasing his, paid eighteen months worth of back pay from his home universe's military service as well as a gallon jug of nanobot-infused motor oil.
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