Built in Sweden in the dark ages, and not much has changed since. The craftmanship is ancient and breaks down constantly. The weaknesses in the system include intolerance of failure, intolerance of democracy and inabilty to compute a successful game plan. “England will always lose the World Cup” ~ Sven-Destroying-Paradox-Generator(SDPG) on Sven-Göran Eriksson “Do not threaten me with your foolish anti-thesi, as it is apparent from root programme that Diamond formations always work ” ~ Sven-Göran Eriksson on SDPG
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| - Built in Sweden in the dark ages, and not much has changed since. The craftmanship is ancient and breaks down constantly. The weaknesses in the system include intolerance of failure, intolerance of democracy and inabilty to compute a successful game plan. “England will always lose the World Cup” ~ Sven-Destroying-Paradox-Generator(SDPG) on Sven-Göran Eriksson “Do not threaten me with your foolish anti-thesi, as it is apparent from root programme that Diamond formations always work ” ~ Sven-Göran Eriksson on SDPG
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| foaf:homepage
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| manageryears
| - 1977(xsd:integer)
- 1979(xsd:integer)
- 1982(xsd:integer)
- 1984(xsd:integer)
- 1987(xsd:integer)
- 1989(xsd:integer)
- 1992(xsd:integer)
- 1997(xsd:integer)
- 2001(xsd:integer)
- 2007(xsd:integer)
- 2008(xsd:integer)
- 2010(xsd:integer)
- 2012(xsd:integer)
- 2013(xsd:integer)
- 2015(xsd:integer)
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| clubs
| - Västra Frölunda
- Karlskoga
- Sifhälla
- Torsby IF
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| Years
| - 1966(xsd:integer)
- 1971(xsd:integer)
- 1972(xsd:integer)
- 1973(xsd:integer)
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| managerclubs
| - England
- Mexico
- Côte d'Ivoire
- Lazio
- Manchester City
- Roma
- Leicester City
- Fiorentina
- Sampdoria
- Benfica
- Shanghai SIPG
- BEC Tero Sasana
- Al Nasr
- Degerfors
IFK Göteborg
- Guangzhou R&F
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| - Built in Sweden in the dark ages, and not much has changed since. The craftmanship is ancient and breaks down constantly. The weaknesses in the system include intolerance of failure, intolerance of democracy and inabilty to compute a successful game plan. The most likely explanation for these problems is that 'he' was Sewdish built, and therefore not liable to work efficiently, if at all. The other legend behind Sven's inefficiency is that he is Skoda branded, and, this also explains the rev pattern in his speaking, that sounds like a nail file being passed over a cheese grater, or a Skoda Octavia. He was more lately upgraded in an attempt to offload him out of Sweden, who were Communist at the time due to his oppressive rule. They instead diguised him as Death, which is his current appearence, and sold him to fulfill his programme function of managing a football team, which he was now appropriately clad to do. Sleeping with his secretary however was not extremely beneficial to his career “England will always lose the World Cup” ~ Sven-Destroying-Paradox-Generator(SDPG) on Sven-Göran Eriksson “Do not threaten me with your foolish anti-thesi, as it is apparent from root programme that Diamond formations always work ” ~ Sven-Göran Eriksson on SDPG
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