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The Invasion of Canada is the first Chimera invasion in North America.

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  • Invasion of Canada
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  • The Invasion of Canada is the first Chimera invasion in North America.
  • Most Real AmericansTM think that the evil, godless liberals in America Junior need to be taught a lesson. But the so-called "leaders" of Canada are too stoned to sign the annexation contract. Canada will not be hard to liberate from their evil leader, Stephen Harper. After all, all that Canada has is mounties. However, American forces will face a tough fight against Bears. Bears have been known to recieve weapons (such as claws) from France. It has even been rumored that Colbear himself might be hiding in Canada. Mexico can be the offical draft dodger land. Who needs Canada?
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Casual
  • Light
  • Massive
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Date
  • --07-23
Name
  • Invasion of Canada
Commanders
  • Probably Daedelus or Angel
  • Unknown Canadian commanders
Result
  • Chimeran Victory
Forces
  • Chimeran Strains
  • *Crawlers Chimeran Vehicle/Arsenals *Spire Missile
  • Tens of Million soldiers and civilians
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Conflict
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  • The Invasion of Canada is the first Chimera invasion in North America.
  • Most Real AmericansTM think that the evil, godless liberals in America Junior need to be taught a lesson. But the so-called "leaders" of Canada are too stoned to sign the annexation contract. Canada will not be hard to liberate from their evil leader, Stephen Harper. After all, all that Canada has is mounties. However, American forces will face a tough fight against Bears. Bears have been known to recieve weapons (such as claws) from France. It has even been rumored that Colbear himself might be hiding in Canada. Once Canada is gone, American will be the only language left in North America, because those damn Quebecois will all be liberated from the evil grasp of France. Indeed, most Quebecers don't like France since the French abandonned them to English people The US of A already invaded Canada twice (1775 and 1812), but had pussy liberal presidents who made the Real AmericansTM leave. Piece by piece, however, Canada is falling into the hands of America, as in the case of Quebec's Montreal Expos being captured by the United States and being re-declared the Washington Nationals. Mexico can be the offical draft dodger land. Who needs Canada?
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