The following steps are necessary in order to successfully complete a session of Pant Scrunching: 1.
* Be a dude. Chicks can't Pant Scrunch. She-males can, if they still have their wiener and plums intact. I guess boy animals, such as dogs with enormous johnsons in beastie pr0n, could also Pant Scrunch if they were wearing pants. 2.
* Be uncomfortable in the groin area, like with your doniker and meaties stuck in weird places between the groin and underwear. This happens; sometimes the testes may poke completely out of the underwear, requiring immediate attention. 3.
* Place one or both hands near the crotch of the pants, directly on the material. Using light kneading motions, gently direct the phallus and/or testes into a more comfortable position. A position with the penis p
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| - The following steps are necessary in order to successfully complete a session of Pant Scrunching: 1.
* Be a dude. Chicks can't Pant Scrunch. She-males can, if they still have their wiener and plums intact. I guess boy animals, such as dogs with enormous johnsons in beastie pr0n, could also Pant Scrunch if they were wearing pants. 2.
* Be uncomfortable in the groin area, like with your doniker and meaties stuck in weird places between the groin and underwear. This happens; sometimes the testes may poke completely out of the underwear, requiring immediate attention. 3.
* Place one or both hands near the crotch of the pants, directly on the material. Using light kneading motions, gently direct the phallus and/or testes into a more comfortable position. A position with the penis p
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| - The following steps are necessary in order to successfully complete a session of Pant Scrunching: 1.
* Be a dude. Chicks can't Pant Scrunch. She-males can, if they still have their wiener and plums intact. I guess boy animals, such as dogs with enormous johnsons in beastie pr0n, could also Pant Scrunch if they were wearing pants. 2.
* Be uncomfortable in the groin area, like with your doniker and meaties stuck in weird places between the groin and underwear. This happens; sometimes the testes may poke completely out of the underwear, requiring immediate attention. 3.
* Place one or both hands near the crotch of the pants, directly on the material. Using light kneading motions, gently direct the phallus and/or testes into a more comfortable position. A position with the penis pointed downward towards the in-seam, with a testicle tucked delicately behind and to each side is recommended. 4.
* Either let out a quiet sigh of contentment, or begin writing that letter to your congressman.
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