ASDA is a chain of superstores located in the UK. ASDA competes with Sainsbury's, Tesco and Morrisons. ASDA is owned by retail giant Walmart.
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| - ASDA is a chain of superstores located in the UK. ASDA competes with Sainsbury's, Tesco and Morrisons. ASDA is owned by retail giant Walmart.
- Asda is a chain of superstores located in the United Kingdom. Asda competes with Sainsbury's, Tesco and Morrisons. Asda is owned by retail giant Walmart.
- ASDA is a supermarket in the UK, and is the country's biggest employer of Chavs. ASDA is the British branch of WalMart and it pays its staff less than its biggest rival Tesco. It pays its managers (very few of whom are from a minority) more than Tesco though. ASDA also tries to bribe its staff into leaving Labor unions[1].
- The managers and owners of ASDA are currently under the illusion that if the lower class worker drones harass their humble paying customers with flyers, "Lovely day" comments, and a crazy smiley face, they will return said smile or comment and shop even more in the massive sprawl of urban crap. However, our good friend Mr. Winkler has revealed that customers do not care about maniacs waving charity buckets or fliers, they just want cheap gas and clothes. Here's how to decipher the workers.
- 300px|right ASDA - sieć brytyjskich supermarketów, oferujących artykuły spożywcze, odzież, produkty gospodarstwa domowego, prasę i inne media. Powstała w roku 1949 w Leeds. Od roku 1999 podległa amerykańskiej sieci Wal-Mart. Obecnie jest drugą pod względem wielkości siecią supermarketów po TESCO, wyprzedzając w roku 2003 Sainsburys. Działalność ASDY ukierunkowana jest na klienta masowego, a jej dewizą to niskie ceny. Pod tym względem toczy na rynku walkę z Tesco, a ich ceny s·ą zazwyczaj bardzo zbliżone.
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| - Official logo of the ASDA
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| - ASDA is a chain of superstores located in the UK. ASDA competes with Sainsbury's, Tesco and Morrisons. ASDA is owned by retail giant Walmart.
- 300px|right ASDA - sieć brytyjskich supermarketów, oferujących artykuły spożywcze, odzież, produkty gospodarstwa domowego, prasę i inne media. Powstała w roku 1949 w Leeds. Od roku 1999 podległa amerykańskiej sieci Wal-Mart. Obecnie jest drugą pod względem wielkości siecią supermarketów po TESCO, wyprzedzając w roku 2003 Sainsburys. ASDA jest drugą pod względem udziału w rynku brytyjskim siecią (udział 16.1 procent) i przy tym największą filią Wal-Mart poza USA. Sieć składa się z 21 hipermarketów, 243 supermarketów, 43 sklepów dużej wielkości. Sieć zatrudnia 150 000 osób. Tygodniowo odwiedza ją 7,7 mln klientów. Działalność ASDY ukierunkowana jest na klienta masowego, a jej dewizą to niskie ceny. Pod tym względem toczy na rynku walkę z Tesco, a ich ceny s·ą zazwyczaj bardzo zbliżone.
- Asda is a chain of superstores located in the United Kingdom. Asda competes with Sainsbury's, Tesco and Morrisons. Asda is owned by retail giant Walmart.
- ASDA is a supermarket in the UK, and is the country's biggest employer of Chavs. ASDA is the British branch of WalMart and it pays its staff less than its biggest rival Tesco. It pays its managers (very few of whom are from a minority) more than Tesco though. ASDA also tries to bribe its staff into leaving Labor unions[1]. To add to that they are increasingly falling behind their rivals technologically, using increasingly outmoded and crumbling equipment, and concentrating on trying to make their stores look good. Obviously none of this penny-pinching works because their profits are "only" in the millions (sad), while their rivals Tesco (who are far from perfect) with clean, up to date stores and better paid almost entirely unionized staff, dominate the UK supermarket industry with profits well into the billions!
- The managers and owners of ASDA are currently under the illusion that if the lower class worker drones harass their humble paying customers with flyers, "Lovely day" comments, and a crazy smiley face, they will return said smile or comment and shop even more in the massive sprawl of urban crap. However, our good friend Mr. Winkler has revealed that customers do not care about maniacs waving charity buckets or fliers, they just want cheap gas and clothes. Here's how to decipher the workers.
* The overly friendly checkout girl - These workers are usually obese in nature and have a wide smile on their face to cover their insecurities. The main thing to watch out for is the struggle to get small coins out of the checkout. Be sure to return her happy smile and not draw attention to her arse drooping over the sides of the stool she is sitting on.
* The checkout boy - These workers never smile and never say nice comments. Mr. Winkler has revealed these people feel depressed and angry about their dead end and emasculating job. Be sure not to keep his company for long, he has had a long day.
* The trolley/wagon collector - These are usually male in nature and love to stroll around the car parking lot all day with nothing but 23 shopping trollies stretched in front of him. Do not make eye contact with him, he is even more depressed and probably just wanting to listen to his iPod.
* The charity worker - Give her all you have, she is programmed to get your money. If not, observe how insecure they look when they approach others and just get turned down.
* The shelf-stacker - The lowest of the low. Respond by making him or her carry all your shopping and get all the stuff you can't or can reach. It's what they're paid for after all.
* The cleaner - Get out of the way or feel the wrath of the mop or brush. (It is this Public Enemy No.1 who sees you waddling down the aisle and mops the floor's anyway, because the dust of the shoes will make your job that much harder).
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