Laurence S. Eagleburger is from a long line of sick sick ancestors who enjoy eating burgers made from eagles. His last name says it all, people; this guy has singlehandedly depleted the Eagle population by having illegal cookouts at his evil hideout while dressing in drag. In fact, his name should be: Laurence EvildirtyunamericancommielovingMichaelMoorebangingbabysatanworshipper. Oh, and by the way, who spells 'Lawrence' with a 'u' where the 'w' should be? A pagan, and a Commie pagan at that! What happened to this once great Real American?
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