First appearing in The Second Show Ever, he is the "custodian of the cosmos, caretaker of the constellations, sweeper of the corridors of time" destroying "impurities" in the universe. His next target was earth before Sam and Max intercepted. Their use of a "lagomorphic mind-meld" in order to teach Lactose all of humanity's advances and inventions in a short duration, gave him more of a reason to destroy earth since he was disgusted by what he saw. He returns in The Final Episode as a guard to keep an eye on Sam and Max. He didn't have much to say other than the comical phrase "I see you".
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| - First appearing in The Second Show Ever, he is the "custodian of the cosmos, caretaker of the constellations, sweeper of the corridors of time" destroying "impurities" in the universe. His next target was earth before Sam and Max intercepted. Their use of a "lagomorphic mind-meld" in order to teach Lactose all of humanity's advances and inventions in a short duration, gave him more of a reason to destroy earth since he was disgusted by what he saw. He returns in The Final Episode as a guard to keep an eye on Sam and Max. He didn't have much to say other than the comical phrase "I see you".
- Sam & Max escort an elementary school class in their DeSoto that manages to reach the vastness of outer space. There, they cross paths with Lactose the Intolerant who proclaims himself to be the "Custodian of the cosmos, Caretaker of the constellations, Sweeper of the corridors of time". As part of his duties, he seeks to destroy the Earth due to it being an "impunity". Through a psychic connection with Max, Sam attempts to persuade Lactose otherwise by showing the various inventions of humanity. However, this only further encourages Lactose to see through his mission. He also endangers the class in the DeSoto, although he shows a fondness for the car itself.
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| - First appearing in The Second Show Ever, he is the "custodian of the cosmos, caretaker of the constellations, sweeper of the corridors of time" destroying "impurities" in the universe. His next target was earth before Sam and Max intercepted. Their use of a "lagomorphic mind-meld" in order to teach Lactose all of humanity's advances and inventions in a short duration, gave him more of a reason to destroy earth since he was disgusted by what he saw. As he was prepared to destroy earth, Sam and Max resolved to using more convincing methods: a thumb wrestle and then Max ramming head-on into him. He is later seen as a school lunch heater, plotting his revenge. He returns in The Final Episode as a guard to keep an eye on Sam and Max. He didn't have much to say other than the comical phrase "I see you". The school teacher in The Second Show Ever speculated that Lactose may be a middle child. There are others like him roaming space, but he is unique by having a mustache.
- Sam & Max escort an elementary school class in their DeSoto that manages to reach the vastness of outer space. There, they cross paths with Lactose the Intolerant who proclaims himself to be the "Custodian of the cosmos, Caretaker of the constellations, Sweeper of the corridors of time". As part of his duties, he seeks to destroy the Earth due to it being an "impunity". Through a psychic connection with Max, Sam attempts to persuade Lactose otherwise by showing the various inventions of humanity. However, this only further encourages Lactose to see through his mission. He also endangers the class in the DeSoto, although he shows a fondness for the car itself. The duo then challenge Lactose to a thumb-wrestling match as a way to prevent Lactose from destroying the Earth. Max then headbutts the giant alien and the two are seemingly killed. But then it is revealed that Lactose has only found work as the school's lunch heater. He plots his revenge against Sam and Max.
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