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| - Tits are basically the things that men work for. Men want an education and a job to impress tits. Every nice line, love, affection, and time we give to tits, is so we can get tits. If a guy says he likes your personality, it means, he likes your personality because you have a good personality and because you have nice tits. Tits are something that men fantasize about all day and all night. In a perfect world men would love to play, kiss, and have fun with tits all day and all night. Scientists have long been working on growing tits without the rest of the woman. They say they think they will soon be available at every gas station. Men will then be able to rub and stroke tits all day long, and won't ever again have to ask permission to do so. Tits, (also known colloquially as breasts, Ole Ole Ole, good juicy things, boobs, bhreus, boobage, bristols, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, jug buddies, puppies, tatas, 'bodacious ta-tas', 'breastses', pairs, hand warmers, bosoms, yahoos, woohoos, milk supplies, zeroes, titties, f'doomps, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, armpit midgets, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, nunga-nunga, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnies, sweater puppets, sweater puppies, ducks, Hardee's, sweater meat, champagne glasses, beer goggles, berthas, big berthas, big McDuffs, bee bites, bubbies, dumplings, droppers, fun bags, globes, racks, booblies, torpedoes, pumpkin bottoms, areolae, balloons, Twin Cities, bazookas, bazungas, bowling balls, -wink, wink- ers, gwabbas, hangers, cheery coat racks, love apples, flight decks, fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets, money makers, kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings, diddies, ta-ta's, yabos, breasticles, breast friends, big babylons, happy sacks, Jacket potatoes, Empty Saddlebags, Granny smith apples, chubbie checkers, dirty pillows, love ballons, dick squeezers, big hands, top bollocks, and a gods gift to men.) are a type of invertebrate symbiote of the class Mammaria. Tits form a symbiotic relationship with human females early in their lives, attaching themselves permanently to the woman's upper torso. The tits leech nutrients from the woman's body and, in return as they grow, the woman gets free drinks in bars and pubs. Symbiont tits are often used by the host female in their mating rituals -- delta waves generated by the tits' Nipptastic Gland are known to have a mildly hypnotic effect on human males In addition, women often use the milk byproduct produced by the tits to feed their offspring.
- Tits was a low-level hoodlum in the Mariposa crime family.
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