May 13, 1964: Great day? Or The Greatest Day Ever? It needs must follow that it is the latter, seeing as how this was the day that the great Stephen Colbert issued forth from his mother's blessed womb. He is the only person in the 6000 year history of America's Planet to have been born on this day. Following Stephen's arrival into this world, people came from all over, bearing gifts of diamonds, gold, and silver, along with unpronounceable, unspellable spices and scented oils. Many came from miles away, from places such as Iraq, Finland, and California just to see him.
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| - May 13, 1964: Great day? Or The Greatest Day Ever? It needs must follow that it is the latter, seeing as how this was the day that the great Stephen Colbert issued forth from his mother's blessed womb. He is the only person in the 6000 year history of America's Planet to have been born on this day. Following Stephen's arrival into this world, people came from all over, bearing gifts of diamonds, gold, and silver, along with unpronounceable, unspellable spices and scented oils. Many came from miles away, from places such as Iraq, Finland, and California just to see him.
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| - May 13, 1964: Great day? Or The Greatest Day Ever? It needs must follow that it is the latter, seeing as how this was the day that the great Stephen Colbert issued forth from his mother's blessed womb. He is the only person in the 6000 year history of America's Planet to have been born on this day. Following Stephen's arrival into this world, people came from all over, bearing gifts of diamonds, gold, and silver, along with unpronounceable, unspellable spices and scented oils. Many came from miles away, from places such as Iraq, Finland, and California just to see him. Stephen Colbert's Birthday is now a national holiday in seventeen countries. Diplomatic and surge-ical inquiries have been made into why the other 326 countries haven't gotten their sh*t together.
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