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| - I'm working on it! Yang:Ready sis?(He's blindfolded) Yin:Ready bro.(She's blindfolded) Yo:are you ready for best workout our second to last $4.18 can buy?(Same thing happens but there ready this time yin fires energy blasts while yang uses bamboo nun chucks they still get crushed though) Yo:Well done my students. Yang:Are you trying to tell me that was the training exercise? Yo:The lesson that is not new and shiny still might be the that's kind...y,here's the last 4.18,go to town and pick up some new equipment.(more stuff falls on them) Yin:Oof! Yang:Ungh! Screen shows up. (Yin and yang are unhappy walking to the store to get equipment,Yang kicks a can into air and yin notices and uses Levitation to put in a trashcan) Ultimoose:Alright laides,Are you ready for today's lesson in Ultimate Moose Fighting!?,Hoo Ha Hoo!!(Blowing fire out his horns and them spelling Ultimoose,He ment business) Students:Hoo Ha Huh??(They sputed out smoke) Yin:Well I don't care how cool it is,there nothing that short sexes moose can to do to get me to step foot in his dojo! Yang:They have pedicures. Yin:Out of my way lady!! [Inside the "Ultimoose" dojo] Ultimoose:Woo Foo?!WOO FOO!?!?!?Do you wear sundresses when you fight? Yang:No. Ultimoose:Do you hug your opponent to their doom? Yin:Sometimes. Yang:That...would be redundent.Ah! Ultimoose:Ultimoose likes you kid,you've got spunk,spunk ULTIMOOSE couldn't beat out of you,but you,there is no place for magic in ultimate moose fighting!! Ultimoose:We have manicures. Yang:That even had the word "man" in it.Out of my way lady!!!! Yin:And we had a coupon. Yo:And you had a coupon,But this is not the end of the world. Ultimoose:An Ultimate Moose Fighter hits first and asks questions later! Cow:That's the stuff tenderize me baby.(Yin's crying)
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