Carl Friedrich Gauss was a German mathematician and scientist who contributed to a number of fields, including magnetism. He pioneered the principle of magnetic induction, the basic principle behind much of the UNSC's weaponry, including MAC cannons. Some such weapons are named after him, for example the M68 Gauss Cannon and the M555 Gauss Cannon.
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| - Carl Friedrich Gauss was a German mathematician and scientist who contributed to a number of fields, including magnetism. He pioneered the principle of magnetic induction, the basic principle behind much of the UNSC's weaponry, including MAC cannons. Some such weapons are named after him, for example the M68 Gauss Cannon and the M555 Gauss Cannon.
- Carl Friedrich 'Punk Dude' Gauss (30 April 1777 – 23 February 1855) was a retarded German scientist and physician, who contributed significantly in many fields viz., Neuro-Destroyology, Coronary-Breakdownology, Urinary-Sabotageology, Intestinal-Malfunctionology and Skeletal-Disbalanceology. Doctors call him "All pots, jack-fruit banana", meaning that he is used in each and every field of modern retard diagnosis. He is famous for the discovery of the world's greatest formula and also devised a way to stop it. The formula goes thus:- WOMAN = (MOTHER OF ALL PROBLEMS)*(MONEY+TENSION)
- Carl Friedrich Gauss (Gauß) (30 April 1777 – 23 February 1855) was a German mathematician and scientist of profound genius who contributed significantly to many fields, including number theory, analysis, differential geometry, geodesy, magnetism, astronomy and optics. Sometimes known as "the prince of mathematicians" and "greatest mathematician since antiquity", Gauss had a remarkable influence in many fields of mathematics and science and is ranked as one of history's most influential mathematicians.
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| - Carl Friedrich Gauss (Gauß) (30 April 1777 – 23 February 1855) was a German mathematician and scientist of profound genius who contributed significantly to many fields, including number theory, analysis, differential geometry, geodesy, magnetism, astronomy and optics. Sometimes known as "the prince of mathematicians" and "greatest mathematician since antiquity", Gauss had a remarkable influence in many fields of mathematics and science and is ranked as one of history's most influential mathematicians. Gauss was a child prodigy, of whom there are many anecdotes pertaining to his astounding precocity while a mere toddler, and made his first ground-breaking mathematical discoveries while still a teenager. He completed Disquisitiones Arithmeticae, his magnum opus, at the age of twenty-one (1798), though it would not be published until 1801. This work was fundamental in consolidating number theory as a discipline and has shaped the field to the present day.
- Carl Friedrich Gauss was a German mathematician and scientist who contributed to a number of fields, including magnetism. He pioneered the principle of magnetic induction, the basic principle behind much of the UNSC's weaponry, including MAC cannons. Some such weapons are named after him, for example the M68 Gauss Cannon and the M555 Gauss Cannon.
- Carl Friedrich 'Punk Dude' Gauss (30 April 1777 – 23 February 1855) was a retarded German scientist and physician, who contributed significantly in many fields viz., Neuro-Destroyology, Coronary-Breakdownology, Urinary-Sabotageology, Intestinal-Malfunctionology and Skeletal-Disbalanceology. Doctors call him "All pots, jack-fruit banana", meaning that he is used in each and every field of modern retard diagnosis. He is famous for the discovery of the world's greatest formula and also devised a way to stop it. The formula goes thus:- WOMAN = (MOTHER OF ALL PROBLEMS)*(MONEY+TENSION) The way to stop it is by putting horizontal seat-belt over the woman's mouth. The practical application of this is that when woman's mouth keeps shut, 50% of road accidents are easily prevented. His main expertise lies in his Neuro-Destroyology studies where he claims "Et ae retium di brainum er pertoli coza stinga", which means "If you hammer on the person's head, his brain bleeds in the meninges." His theories continue to amaze retarded scientists worldwide and piss off normal people universe-wide. His General and Extraordinary Theory of Malfunction states that whenever an organ starts malfunctioning, one should consult the doctor. He was a general fan of the baseball team "Pens n' Dicks", which had a profound impact on his life. Seeing this he was influenced to do maths and bash up people with a hammer. Thus, he asked his father for a hammer, but at that time he gave little Gauss, Assassin's Creed, and a PSP. Later on he did get a hammer after his mother was inflicted with telekinetic waves which said, "If you don't get a hammer for Gauss, he shall stop playing Assassin's Creed." Barely anyone knew that Gauss was sending these waves himself.
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