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| - Note: If you have been ignoring the past 4 warnings, then your obviously making a plot to spoil the ending to all you friends, I hope you're happy... Shinx: Should I be concerned about what's happening over there? *Points at the broken Guild*Mudkip: Nope! Nothing at all!Shinx: You sound very jumpy-Mudkip: Have you seen treasure town? It's a good place!Shinx: Well, as long there's a McDonald's nearby, then I'm fine.Mudkip: A Mc-Whatald's?Shinx: You guys sure like living the primitive era...*Mudkip shows Shinx around*Mudkip: That's the Duskull Bank! Duskull keeps your money safe from dissapearing! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SHINX!*Shinx spits out a coin*Shinx: Hehehehe...he...Duskull: *Crosses arms* My deepest sorrow! Is this your friend?Mudkip: *Groans* Acquiantance*Mudkip pulls Shinx away from the Duskull Bank**Points at the Marowak Dojo*Shinx: What's that? A colloseum?Mudkip: Sorta, it's the place where exploration teams train. Marowak is the Dojo Master, that place is known as the Marowak Dojo.Shinx: So...can we see some heads get chopped off or what?Mudkip: *Groans* *Pulls Shinx deeper into town*Shinx: Are we done with this musuem tour? Because I need to see my therapist for a VERY long timeMudkip: I don't know what your talking about, honestlyShinx: *Grumbles something about sueing his therapist*Mudkip: *Points to Chansey's DayCare* That's Chansey's DayCareShinx: So, does she babysit you everyday? Or just the week days?Mudkip: Shinx...I'm losing my patience...Shinx: And I'm losing my mind! Hahahaha!Mudkip: *Grumbles* Anyways, she takes care of the Eggs you give in-Shinx: WHOA! WHOA-WHOA! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, OKAY!Mudkip: *Clenches fists, deep breaths, calms* Moving on...*Pulls Shinx*Shinx: I feel like a little brat being pulled away from the candy shop...Mudkip: Suits youShinx: Wha'd you say?Mudkip: Nothing...*Points at Electrivire Shop*Mudkip: That's the Electrivire Shop, Electrivire links your moves...yeah, I don't know what it means either, but you ask him on your own time.Shinx: But...that's when I play Mercenary Team Deathmatch on Modern Warfare 2 with my clan!Mudkip: What are you saying?!Shinx: You REALLY need to get out more!Mudkip: *Sighs* Shinx, I'm not from where you came from, so I don't even know what you're talking about!Shinx: *Grumbles something about Mudkip not having a Facebook account**Mudkip walks further into town, Shinx follows*Shinx: What's wrong? Is my weight pulling you down?Mudkip: No, I just got bored of pulling you aroundShinx: Weak, Mudkip, weak...Mudkip: Look, Shinx, if I'm gonna help you find out who you are, then could you please lower down on the insults? Just for an hour?Shinx: *Sighs* Fine...*Mudkip points to the Kecleon Shop*Shinx: Why do you keep pointing at people? It's not nice to poi-Mudkip: *Sighs* It's the only way to get your attention, Shinx. Anyways, that's the Kecleon Shop, they sell a bunch of useful...Shinx? *Looks around* Shinx? Where are you?Shinx: *At the Kecleon Shop window* Ya, I'd like to buy some 2 by 4's and a 6 cylinder engine please.Kecleon: My dear customer, we don't have such things!~Shinx: Oh...then, *looks at a Yellow Gummi* May I buy that Yellow Gummi thingy?Kecleon #2: Sure! *Grabs Yellow Gummi, gives it to Shinx* That will be 800 poke please!Shinx: Mudkip's paying for me.Kecleon: Oh isn't that sweet! You two will become the best of friends one day!Shinx: Yeah...*Sniffs the Gummi* Whatever...Mudkip: *Runs to Shinx* There you are! *Huff, huff* I thought I lost you again-Shinx: Mudkip, you owe Kecleon 800 poke.Mudkip: 800 POKE?! ARE THEY?- *Spots the Gummi* You son of a...*Grumbles, pays 800 Poke*Shinx: *Looks at the Gummi* What the heck is this thing? Looks like a giant, yellow bean. *Slowly puts it away from his face*Mudkip: You never seen a Gummi before? Wow, and you say I need to get out more...Shinx: Shut up. Anyways, what is this? *Observes the Gummi*Mudkip: It's a Gummi, it's suppose to make you smarter when you eat it.Shinx: Well I don't see the reason-Mudkip: JUST EAT IT! *Shoves it in Shinx's mouth**Shinx chews it, eyes goes haywire*Shinx: Hahahahahhahaha!!!! What is this stuff? I feel CRAZY!!!Mudkip: I told you, it's a-Shinx: *Calms down* Yellow Gummi, yeah I knowMudkip: I thought you had a seizure or something?Shinx: Well, I think I still do, considering the fact that, oh I don't know...I'VE BE TURNED INTO A *Blank screen turns on**Turns off*Shinx: *Breathing heavily*Mudkip: Wow Shinx, I didn't know you had it in ya *Backs off slowly*Shinx: Hey! We're you going?Mudkip: Oh, you see, I have this *knocks over a vase* job to do and I don't think *knocks over Skunktank* it will last for so long so...BYE! *Runs off*Shinx: *Scratches head* What's his problem? It seems like I've creeped him out or somethin. Oh well, I better-*Skunktank bumps him*Skunktank: Where do you think you're going, punk?Zubat: Wenh-he-he-he! Remember us, furball?Skunktank: No one gets away from bugging Team Skull! Now, prepare for the Noxious-Gas combo! Koffing!Koffing: Whoa-ho-ho! *Flies beside Skunktank* You're in for it now!*Both spray the Noxious-Gas combo*Shinx: *Sniffs the air, covers nose* AUGH! What did you eat this morning? Goat cheese? Because I...feel...whoa...I'm dizzy...hahahahaha...*Drops unconcious*
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