Meteorology is the interdisciplinary scientific study of the atmosphere.
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| - Meteorology is the interdisciplinary scientific study of the atmosphere.
- Carl Jaeger served as a meteorologist aboard the USS Enterprise in 2266. (TOS: "The Squire of Gothos" ) The meteorology section aboard the Enterprise was responsible for reporting such stellar events as upcoming ion storms. (TOS: "Court Martial" ) The script of TNG: "A Matter of Time" listed Hal Moseley as a meteorologist.
- From the Ancient Greek metéōros (high in the sky) + -logy (study), meaning "the study of the sky".
- Meteorology is one of the fields of knowledge studied by the DHARMA Initiative (as stated in the Swan Orientation Film).
- Meteorologists are a cult similar to Atheists and Agnostics, whose core beleifs center around worship of deities they refer to as "climatic systems" although they will never acknowledge to the non-members of their cult that these "climatic systems" are, in fact, their God. In this way, they are distinguished from Athiests, because they do, in fact, beleive in something. Members of the sect are also sometimes called Weather-men. The lowest rank in the cult is believed to be "T.V. Weather Personality", and the highest ranks are typically hidden in major government organizations. Their secret society is called the National Weather Bureau.
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| - The type of study the DHARMA Initiative did.
- Clouds studied by DHARMA, from the Swan Orientation Film.
- Cumulative tracks of all cyclones from 1985 to 2005.
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| - Meteorologists are a cult similar to Atheists and Agnostics, whose core beleifs center around worship of deities they refer to as "climatic systems" although they will never acknowledge to the non-members of their cult that these "climatic systems" are, in fact, their God. In this way, they are distinguished from Athiests, because they do, in fact, beleive in something. Members of the sect are also sometimes called Weather-men. The lowest rank in the cult is believed to be "T.V. Weather Personality", and the highest ranks are typically hidden in major government organizations. Their secret society is called the National Weather Bureau. Even when he was still starring on The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert showed his contempt for this sect's lack of balls and their blasphemous ways. This can be seen in his coverage of Hurricane Katrina, where he derides the Weathermen for their belief that the storm was caused not by God but by a unavoidable collision of a "high pressure system" with "warm tropical winds." Those wishing to see exactly what Dr. Colbert says about the Meteorologists should refer to his coverage of the Hurricane in This Week In God. Meteorologists will often try to persuade normal, God-fearing Americans, God Bless America, that the natural disaster they just lived through was not, in fact, and act of God, but instead completely natural. They are characterized by being wrong about their so-called "area of expertiness" much more often than they are correct. This in itself proves that they are allied with the Baby Satan and other God-deniers. Meteorologists in positions of power will often try to convince the general public that they are, in fact, gods. Unfortunately, this worked on the Canadians, which actually explains a whole lot about them. This is taken as further proof that the cult is allied with the Bears and possibly also the Robots and should be considered a threat to America.
- Meteorology is the interdisciplinary scientific study of the atmosphere.
- Carl Jaeger served as a meteorologist aboard the USS Enterprise in 2266. (TOS: "The Squire of Gothos" ) The meteorology section aboard the Enterprise was responsible for reporting such stellar events as upcoming ion storms. (TOS: "Court Martial" ) The script of TNG: "A Matter of Time" listed Hal Moseley as a meteorologist.
- From the Ancient Greek metéōros (high in the sky) + -logy (study), meaning "the study of the sky".
- Meteorology is one of the fields of knowledge studied by the DHARMA Initiative (as stated in the Swan Orientation Film).
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