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In the late 1700s, mad science was suffering under persecution the likes of which had not been seen in weeks.[#endnote_1] Well-organised mobs of torch-wielding nutcases roamed the land, setting fire to castle after castle, with scientist, monster and Igor alike being hounded into an early and padlocked grave. Meanwhile, the mob, ashamed of their actions, vowed never again to persecute those who twist and pervert science to their own nefarious ends. To celebrate this newfound friendship between madman and victim, St. Frankenstein's Day was declared.

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  • In the late 1700s, mad science was suffering under persecution the likes of which had not been seen in weeks.[#endnote_1] Well-organised mobs of torch-wielding nutcases roamed the land, setting fire to castle after castle, with scientist, monster and Igor alike being hounded into an early and padlocked grave. Meanwhile, the mob, ashamed of their actions, vowed never again to persecute those who twist and pervert science to their own nefarious ends. To celebrate this newfound friendship between madman and victim, St. Frankenstein's Day was declared.
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  • In the late 1700s, mad science was suffering under persecution the likes of which had not been seen in weeks.[#endnote_1] Well-organised mobs of torch-wielding nutcases roamed the land, setting fire to castle after castle, with scientist, monster and Igor alike being hounded into an early and padlocked grave. This came to an end after Baron Victor von Trapp Frankenstein was martyred by the Ignorant Townsfolk on Februrary 14th, 1799[#endnote_4]. He was canonised by an unusual process; usually the Catholic Church has a very prolonged procedure for making somone a saint, but this time God intervened personally, telling Pope Pius the VI to make Frankenstein a saint post haste. “Holy me! I thought I was the only one who could create life from inanimate matter! Well, if that boy don't deserve sainthood, who does?” ~ God on Frankenstein “Uh, sir, have you really thought this through?” ~ Pope Pius VI on making Frankenstein a saint “Hey! Itsa me! I'ma da Pope! I lova da spaghet! Mama mia! Getta me som vino!” ~ God on Pope Pius VI “Fine! Be that way. Jerk.” ~ Pope Pius VI on God Meanwhile, the mob, ashamed of their actions, vowed never again to persecute those who twist and pervert science to their own nefarious ends. To celebrate this newfound friendship between madman and victim, St. Frankenstein's Day was declared.
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