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| - (Scene returns to Chef Pee Pee and Bowser.)
* Chef Pee Pee: Hot dog? You never asked for a hot dog. You asked me to make you a steak, medium-rare steak. I remember you coming in here like (imitates Bowser's voice) Chef Pee Pee, make me a steak! I've been hungry for all five minutes, please make me a steak or Im'a kill you! And then your son coming in like (imitates Bowser Junior's voice) Junior, Chef Pee Pee, I need another snack, and come play horsy with me oh please please. That doesn't fly with me, now you can't even make up your mind over it, come on Bowser, give me a break!
* Bowser: First of all, me and my son do not sound like that. Your imitations are so horrible! Second of all, This stake needs to be turned into a hotdog in five minutes! because you SUCK at cooking! I never
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| - (Scene returns to Chef Pee Pee and Bowser.)
* Chef Pee Pee: Hot dog? You never asked for a hot dog. You asked me to make you a steak, medium-rare steak. I remember you coming in here like (imitates Bowser's voice) Chef Pee Pee, make me a steak! I've been hungry for all five minutes, please make me a steak or Im'a kill you! And then your son coming in like (imitates Bowser Junior's voice) Junior, Chef Pee Pee, I need another snack, and come play horsy with me oh please please. That doesn't fly with me, now you can't even make up your mind over it, come on Bowser, give me a break!
* Bowser: First of all, me and my son do not sound like that. Your imitations are so horrible! Second of all, This stake needs to be turned into a hotdog in five minutes! because you SUCK at cooking! I never asked for a stake! you need to get it right OK? Or i will,murder,you! I dont like using killing anymore killing is a bad term, I WILL MURDER YOU! YOU GOT THAT? OK!
* Chef Pee Pee: Ooh Bowser i cant stand him! I know he asked for a steak i KNOW it! (signs) and he expects me to change this is to a hotdog!? How am i going to do that? Im not a magician! Ahh! GOD! I wish i can just kill him! get him out of my life! Why-- (Thought of something) I can- i can hire a hitman! Oh! why dident i think of this sooner? yeah! Where's the phone book? Where is it? (signs) Time to find this hitman. Hope its easy enough. Uhh... we dont need any life insurers where trying to take life so right now... Ooh! need a hitman? call black... yoshi... 555.... Oooh folk. i dont know what a folk is, (Gets phone) but.. whatever. (Dials Phone number 555-Ooh-Folk!) 555... Ooh.... Folk, Ok. Yeah. (Phone Buzzing)
* Black Yoshi: Man forget mario man! He wont let me borrow his card for energy drinks? Man whatever! imma sit here and play some Call Of Duty. (Phone Rings) Oh my phone ringing! Yeah wazzup folk whos this?
* Chef Pee Pee: Oh! oh! hello! Uhh... my name is Chef Pee Pee.
* Black Yoshi: Uhh, sorry folk, Uhh I dont deal with peepee thats gay folk.
* Chef Pee Pee: No! no! Thats my name! Uhh, im-im looking for a hitman.
* Black Yoshi: (Laughs) Call man for real your name's peepee? Whats the codeword man?
* Chef Pee Pee: Codeword? Ugh Codeword...codeword... Ooh ooh! codeword! Uhh, the code word is Koolaid!
* Black Yoshi: Alright Folk Who Am I Gonna Kill?
* Chef Pee Pee: Ugh! its my boss bowser! He makes me SO angry!
* Black Yoshi: I-- One Angry boss that'll be about t-t-t-t uhh... 5000 Dollers Folk.
* Chef Pee Pee: 5000 Dollars?! I cant afford that! There has to be something else i can do! Uh! im a chef! I Can cook something for you i know! Umm... (Breathes) I got some stake right here!
* Black Yoshi: Nahh... Folk Imma take ass. Woah Woah! hold on folk! You--you said your a chef right?
* Chef Pee Pee: Yeah Im a chef! I can cook anything!
* Black Yoshi: Oh Folk! D-do you think you can make a energy drink WITH purple koolaid in it? that'll keep me awake ALL weekend folk! Im talking energy with purple koolaid folk! C-c-c-can you do it?
* Chef Pee Pee: Uhh,uhh, Yeah! yeah yeah sure! I can do that!
* Black Yoshi: Ahh we got a deal then! you make my koolaid! then i kill bowser (Misprounounces Name) I-i kill your boss for you.
* Chef Pee Pee: Alright, Bye bye! thank you so much! thank you! thank you!
* Black Yoshi: Folk gana be there soon! Bye! Folk! got my koolaid energy drink folk Yeeeaaah!!!!
* Chef Pee Pee: (Breathes) Yes Finally imma be a free man! Hohoho! Now i have to make some-some type of energy drink how am i going to do that? Oh! i-i cant really make one, but i have the money to buy some! (Goes to the store) (Signs) Ok! i got every single monster i could find! this will be perfect! I gave all of my life saving just for this one moment! i know its gana be worth it! hes gana kill my boss! my boss bowser! I got a theory, its going to be the perfect theory, Correct me if im wrong, but if i put all of these energy drinks and put it all into one its going to make a big explosion! energy in your system! (Signs) he'll be full of energy for like weeks! It'll be the perfect one! i have to add that little koolaid he's been asking for. But, mix it all togather, and just, and just (Signs) takes it to the mouth (Protends to have all energy drinks with koolaid in his mouth) He'll be going down! He'll be full energy (imitates running) just running everywhere. (Signs) Im full of energy just talking about it. Its time to get started! But first... imma start my music playlist! (Taps the playlist and music starts playing) Oh Yeah! (Opens 1 Can) Ahh! (Opens another can) Ahh! (Opens another can) Ahh! (Opens Another Can) Oh yes my beutifules! (Music Playing in the background) (Poors all the energy drinks in tiny cups) Yes! (Chuckles) (Gets Pitcher) Ok! i got the picher! now i got to put all of these ity-bity drinks inside of this thing. Im gana start with this one. (Poors it) Ahh! sounds nice! (poors next one) Ooh! a little bit of flavor. (poors next one) Mmm! Come on Incredible Hulk! (Poors next one) Uhh! someone's gana need some muscles after this! (Poors Next one) Gana need rehab after this drink! Woo! (Poors Next one) Man! i can smell the energy! Mmm! (Poors next one) (Smells it) Ahh! smells nice! (Poors in the rest with music in the background) (Wistles while mixing then smells it) Ahh! my concoction is complete! Oh yeah! i need my special ingreadeant! Uh... Boogleboogleboo! Ahh yeah its perfect now! Oh yeah ahh! I almost forgot! I got to get the koolaid! (Goes off screen to get it then black yoshi comes in)
* Black Yoshi: Comin' in here to check on my man to see how hes doing with my koolaid energy drink.
* Chef Pee Pee: Now to add the final ingreadeant. The Koolaid.
* Black Yoshi: Woah woah folk what you doing man!?
* Chef Pee Pee: You- You told me to add the koolaid this is the koolaid right?
* Black Yoshi: Folk! Everyone knows, Black bulls dont drink cherry koolaid.
* Chef Pee Pee: Since when?
* Black Yoshi: Uhh, Since Forever folk! Since the beginning of time man, they drink grape koolaid man watchya doin?
* Chef Pee Pee: Where Am I Suppost To Get This grape koolaid?
* Black Yoshi: I got it right here. (Brings grape koolaid)
* Chef Pee Pee: Uhh Ok then you just add--
* Black Yoshi: This is how much you add right here. (Adds alot of grape koolaid)
* Chef Pee Pee: T-that that much!?
* Black Yoshi: Yeah folk. Ok is that already? look at it its golden as folk! Exactly what i wanted! i bought out here you got every one of the monsters?
* Chef Pee Pee: I made the perfect one for you just make sure you KILL my boss.
* Black Yoshi: what you doing you stearing it? stear it good! Yeah!!
* Chef Pee Pee: It looks apitizing right? i-it looks delicious huh?
* Black Yoshi: Yeah folk! man where gana turn up for this one!
* Chef Pee Pee: Delicious enough to kill my boss?
* Black Yoshi: Absolutly Folk!
* Chef Pee Pee: Ok that good enough to know! (Continues stearing it)
* Chef Pee Pee & Black Yoshi: (Smells It)
* Black Yoshi: Oh Yeah Folk! that smells good! yeah folk! Oh yeah good!
* Chef Pee Pee: Smells Delicious right?
* Black Yoshi: Yeah Folk! You Want me some or what you just gana smell it all day?
* Chef Pee Pee: I got you. I got you. (Poors it)
* Black Yoshi: Yeah! Oooh! Yeah!
* Chef Pee Pee: Look at it it looks so energy-like and... drink i guess.
* Black Yoshi: Im about to take a sip to see how good you did man, It looks pretty damn good but i gotta take that sip one time.
* Chef Pee Pee: Ok.
* Black Yoshi: (Drinks it)
* Black Yoshi:Ooooh!!!! (Starts puffing with energy)
* Chef Pee Pee: Whats wrong? Are you ok?
* Black Yoshi: (Flies Out of earth)
* Chef Pee Pee: Where did black yoshi go? Black yoshi come down here right now you still have to kill my boss!
* Bowser: What?
* Chef Pee Pee: (Fake Chuckles) What?
* Bowser: Did I just hear what i think i heard?
* Chef Pee Pee: (Fake Chuckles) What did you hear Bowser?
* Bowser: Uhh.. that you wanted to kill me!
* Chef Pee Pee: Oh... no no you have it all wrong bowser. It was a misunderstanding. I ment i wanted to kill you taste buds with this energy drink i just made.
* Bowser: Energy Drink!? (Smells it) Your suppost to be making me a hotdog!
* Chef Pee Pee: Ahh See,see it-its hotdog flavoured! I had to grind some hotdogs in the blender and made the drink for you.
* Bowser: Hmph! I guess it does make sense. my jaw is hurting a little bit.
* Chef Pee Pee: Yeah yeah! you should take a sip of it!
* Bowser: (Signs) Ok. (Drinks it then explodes like black yoshi)
* Chef Pee Pee: Am I Inspecting something wrong? Yes! My energy drink is making everybody disappear! Hahaha!
* Toad: Hey Chef Pee Pee watchya up to?
* Chef Pee Pee: Oh nothing, do you want to try out my energy drink? (Laughs)
* SML Question: Whats your favorite drink? Post a comment with your answer! My Favorite drink is Sprite!
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