A routine Government Transportation exercise left MI6 red-faced last night as top level agents lost the elephant they were taking from a top secret base in Suffolk (next to AutoTrader) to another Top Secret Base in Whitehall. It's reported that elephant contained classified data, such as bomb-making instructions, inscribed on the back of a peanut in its lower colon. According to the Agents everything was running smoothly until they reached Paddington Station, where upon departure they noticed that the giant bull elephant they'd been guarding for the past 3 hours had simply vanished.
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