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Tony Stewart was a fat, whiney, bitchy race car driver who is also the winningest race car driver of all time. He has won multiple championships in Formula 1, NASCAR, Indy cars, space shuttles, and wheel barrels. He is 35 years old and he is still a virgin and lives with his parents. Remember that fat and hairy emo kid that sat in the back of the class during middle school? It was probably Tony Stewart.

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  • Tony Stewart was a fat, whiney, bitchy race car driver who is also the winningest race car driver of all time. He has won multiple championships in Formula 1, NASCAR, Indy cars, space shuttles, and wheel barrels. He is 35 years old and he is still a virgin and lives with his parents. Remember that fat and hairy emo kid that sat in the back of the class during middle school? It was probably Tony Stewart.
  • Tony Stewart is a whiny race car driver who constantly complains that NASCAR fixes races through the use of caution flags. Stewart believes NASCAR officials want racing to be like Professional Wrestling, but no circle track circle jerk can ever match the athletic intensity and spectacle of WrestleMania XXIII. Stewart's whining prompted The Wørd for May 1, 2007, Who Cares? This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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  • Tony Stewart was a fat, whiney, bitchy race car driver who is also the winningest race car driver of all time. He has won multiple championships in Formula 1, NASCAR, Indy cars, space shuttles, and wheel barrels. He is 35 years old and he is still a virgin and lives with his parents. Remember that fat and hairy emo kid that sat in the back of the class during middle school? It was probably Tony Stewart.
  • Tony Stewart is a whiny race car driver who constantly complains that NASCAR fixes races through the use of caution flags. Stewart believes NASCAR officials want racing to be like Professional Wrestling, but no circle track circle jerk can ever match the athletic intensity and spectacle of WrestleMania XXIII. Stewart's whining prompted The Wørd for May 1, 2007, Who Cares? This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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