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Laura Bush appeared in the background in the episode, "Super Best Friends", as George Bush's wife.

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  • Laura Bush appeared in the background in the episode, "Super Best Friends", as George Bush's wife.
  • Laura Lane Welch Bush (born November 4, 1946) is the wife of the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush.
  • Laura Bush (b. 1946) is the wife of former President George W. Bush; she was the First Lady from 2001 until 2009. In 2003, Bush appeared on Sesame Street reading a book to Big Bird, Elmo, and some kids (First: Episode 4032). She also visited the Indian co-production, Galli Galli Sim Sim in 2006, and the Egyptian co-production, Alam Simsim, in 2007. When her husband was in office, Bush hosted the annual National Book Festival, and the White House Egg Roll, an event that was attended in 2007 by an Abby Cadabby walk-around character.
  • Laura "Pickles" Bush is the true First Lady of The United States, and thus America's wife. She loves that man of hers, as well as certain herbal refreshments. She was never a librarian; she was in fact working in a foul den of bookiness as a CIA plant to bring it down from the inside. In 1965, her ex-boyfriend jumped in front of her car in a desperate attempt to win her back, meaning that his death was his own fault. She has suffered enough, and any press or police attention paid to this tragedy only takes attention away from real murderers like Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
  • Laura Bush (December 22, 1741 - present), is a witch, Stepford wife, rapist, crackwhore and serial killer who mates before she kills. Although her current husband, George W.T.F. Bush, appears to be alive and well at the moment, White House chefs, unclear as to why the First Lady persistently orders up menus for the president consisting of fish from Lake Michigan three times a week, are beginning to have suspicions that foulplay may be involved and a disaster could be imminent.
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  • Laura Bush (b. 1946) is the wife of former President George W. Bush; she was the First Lady from 2001 until 2009. In 2003, Bush appeared on Sesame Street reading a book to Big Bird, Elmo, and some kids (First: Episode 4032). She also visited the Indian co-production, Galli Galli Sim Sim in 2006, and the Egyptian co-production, Alam Simsim, in 2007. When her husband was in office, Bush hosted the annual National Book Festival, and the White House Egg Roll, an event that was attended in 2007 by an Abby Cadabby walk-around character. Bush was honored at the Sesame Workshop gala in 2007 for her work in promoting children's literacy. Bush and Sesame Street creator Joan Ganz Cooney were both members of the Kappa Alpha Theta, the first Greek-letter fraternity for women.
  • Laura Bush appeared in the background in the episode, "Super Best Friends", as George Bush's wife.
  • Laura Bush (December 22, 1741 - present), is a witch, Stepford wife, rapist, crackwhore and serial killer who mates before she kills. Although her current husband, George W.T.F. Bush, appears to be alive and well at the moment, White House chefs, unclear as to why the First Lady persistently orders up menus for the president consisting of fish from Lake Michigan three times a week, are beginning to have suspicions that foulplay may be involved and a disaster could be imminent. Laura Bush is the first first lady in American history known to suffer from OCD and never goes anywhere without a bottle of hand sanitizer and a can of disinfectant. She was recently spotted vigorously massaging her right hand with half a bottle of sanitizer for 20 minutes after shaking hands with democrat senator Barney Frank (D-MA). She then liberally sprayed the air into which he had talked with her can of Lysol. Although she seems like the sunday school teacher/librarian type, Laura Bush has a somewhat voyeuristic side to her stepford wife personality. According to several anonymous maids, "you never know when you'll swing around a corner and suddenly find her with her ear to the glass listening in on the bedroom next door or peeping through a keyhole on the prime minister of this or that country. If I was a foreign guest at the white house I believe I'd have to abstain from sex for the duration of my visit".
  • Laura Lane Welch Bush (born November 4, 1946) is the wife of the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush.
  • Laura "Pickles" Bush is the true First Lady of The United States, and thus America's wife. She loves that man of hers, as well as certain herbal refreshments. She was never a librarian; she was in fact working in a foul den of bookiness as a CIA plant to bring it down from the inside. In 1965, her ex-boyfriend jumped in front of her car in a desperate attempt to win her back, meaning that his death was his own fault. She has suffered enough, and any press or police attention paid to this tragedy only takes attention away from real murderers like Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy. Because of her devotion to the Greatest President Ever, she makes other men feel they also have a chance with her, exciting them to no end. In 1945 she invented the Miss Universe pageant; therefore, it would be unfair for her to run for the title herself. Her mother-in-law, ironically, also invented a pageant call Miss United States. Laura Bush married the Greatest President ever at the Guantanamo Bay Cuba Resort and sailed away on a magic unicorn to a magical place called Texas. It is believed that she and Condoleezza Rice have been fighting for the Greatest President's affection.
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