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Two years after the Battle for the Brotherhood, enemy to the Brotherhood of the Bird, Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts began working on his next project. After the killing of Big Bird during that battle, he realized he could create a being with enough Force power to dominate the Empire. Traveling to Kashyyyk in exile, (no, not the Jedi Exile. I bet Deez Nuts would have liked to have been in her, though.) he built the machinery needed. Five weeks later, everything was ready for testing. Using pubic hair from twenty unfortunate Wookiees and the guttings of the slain Big Bird, the machine created something horribly evil: Wookiee Goldberg. At some point during the creation of Wookiee, something went wrong. When everything was over, a raging Madclaw! was spit out of the contraption. Having absolutely n

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  • Wookiee Goldberg
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  • Two years after the Battle for the Brotherhood, enemy to the Brotherhood of the Bird, Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts began working on his next project. After the killing of Big Bird during that battle, he realized he could create a being with enough Force power to dominate the Empire. Traveling to Kashyyyk in exile, (no, not the Jedi Exile. I bet Deez Nuts would have liked to have been in her, though.) he built the machinery needed. Five weeks later, everything was ready for testing. Using pubic hair from twenty unfortunate Wookiees and the guttings of the slain Big Bird, the machine created something horribly evil: Wookiee Goldberg. At some point during the creation of Wookiee, something went wrong. When everything was over, a raging Madclaw! was spit out of the contraption. Having absolutely n
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Affiliation
  • Wookiees
Hair
  • Lots of it
Name
  • Wookiee Goldberg
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Homeworld
Gender
  • Hard to tell, female but has a penis and a vagina
Death
  • Fortunately
Birth
  • Unfortunately
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  • Two years after the Battle for the Brotherhood, enemy to the Brotherhood of the Bird, Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts began working on his next project. After the killing of Big Bird during that battle, he realized he could create a being with enough Force power to dominate the Empire. Traveling to Kashyyyk in exile, (no, not the Jedi Exile. I bet Deez Nuts would have liked to have been in her, though.) he built the machinery needed. Five weeks later, everything was ready for testing. Using pubic hair from twenty unfortunate Wookiees and the guttings of the slain Big Bird, the machine created something horribly evil: Wookiee Goldberg. At some point during the creation of Wookiee, something went wrong. When everything was over, a raging Madclaw! was spit out of the contraption. Having absolutely no Force power whatsoever, Dr. Deez Nuts was extremely disappointed and tried to exterminate the Madclaw! However, Wookiee wasn't gonna give up without a fight. Engaging the doctor in a fierce battle, Wookiee succeeded and escaped just after giving her creator a Madclaw! bite, making him become a Madclaw!, himself. Wookiee escaped, leaving Deez Nuts to heal alone.
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