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"Sticky keys" is a function secretly built into Microsoft Windows that, according to conspiracy theorists, was programmed by Bill Gates as a bet with the Devil to see how many people actually pressed the shift key 5 times in a row. The devil lost this bet due to the amount of teens whiping the fap off the keyboard after visiting The Home of Shaye Saint John . The devil went into hiding, not being able to pay back Bill Gates (Satan offered to pay in souls but everyone knows Bill Gates is a money-hungry tightass).

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  • "Sticky keys" is a function secretly built into Microsoft Windows that, according to conspiracy theorists, was programmed by Bill Gates as a bet with the Devil to see how many people actually pressed the shift key 5 times in a row. The devil lost this bet due to the amount of teens whiping the fap off the keyboard after visiting The Home of Shaye Saint John . The devil went into hiding, not being able to pay back Bill Gates (Satan offered to pay in souls but everyone knows Bill Gates is a money-hungry tightass).
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  • "Sticky keys" is a function secretly built into Microsoft Windows that, according to conspiracy theorists, was programmed by Bill Gates as a bet with the Devil to see how many people actually pressed the shift key 5 times in a row. The devil lost this bet due to the amount of teens whiping the fap off the keyboard after visiting The Home of Shaye Saint John . The devil went into hiding, not being able to pay back Bill Gates (Satan offered to pay in souls but everyone knows Bill Gates is a money-hungry tightass).
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