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| - Gay marriage is what some of us (especially in the United States) would call “a social issue” many more would ditch the euphemism and call it “a biblical abomination of biblical proportions!”; others still would call it pointless as in Iran there is so obviously no such thing as homosexuality.
- Foamy: What the hell is wrong with everyone? Are people really so upset about gay marriage in the United States? Seriously? As the years have gone by and certain states have legalized gay marriage, the rest of the country has trembled in fear at the implications it will have on "the sanctity of marriage."Sanctity of marriage? Really? Have you looked at the statistics on marriage? I mean, really looked at them? Half of the "straight people" who get married, get divorced. Half the straight couples who live together aren't even married. Those that are are always bickering and bitching about their significant other. They use their kids as pawns in bitter divorces, and even the family dog has had to deal with the brunt of the dysfunctional American marriage. No one likes their in-laws, and chil
- Gay Marriage, along with the seduction and corruption of America's children, which also includes the inevitable fall of Western Civilization due to these actions, are part of the Homosexual Agenda which was found in Washington DC. The Document was labeled Declaration of Independence. Homosexuals are evil people with what is called American pride which we still do not know what that is.
- Gay marriage is legal throughout the United States of America! The United States Supreme Court decided in the Obergefell v. Hodges case that banning gay marriage violates the Constitution of the United States. Before this decision gay marriage was illegal in many conservative states but the majority of states allowed it.
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| - Gay Marriage, along with the seduction and corruption of America's children, which also includes the inevitable fall of Western Civilization due to these actions, are part of the Homosexual Agenda which was found in Washington DC. The Document was labeled Declaration of Independence. Homosexuals are evil people with what is called American pride which we still do not know what that is. Two years before the end of the world as we know it, an activist judge allowed for teh gheys to sodomize the good name and reputation of marriage by overturnoing God's Will. The collective anus of America's Planet clenched in fear of the impending turtle orgy.
- Gay marriage is legal throughout the United States of America! The United States Supreme Court decided in the Obergefell v. Hodges case that banning gay marriage violates the Constitution of the United States. Before this decision gay marriage was illegal in many conservative states but the majority of states allowed it. Banning of gay marriage was a violation of the US Constitution under the 1st amendment. This is because seemingly the only argument against gay marriage is on religious grounds, and the Constitution prohibits the establishment of religion in the law. Gay marriage bans also violated the 9th amendment (individual rights) and 14th amendment (equality under law). Social conservatives who are homophobic tried to make this illegal, mainly because this was a wedge issue that they could use to get ignorant social conservatives to go vote Republican. At least it was a wedge issue but American voters overall became more accepting of gay marriage. Anyway they can't use that issue any more.
- Foamy: What the hell is wrong with everyone? Are people really so upset about gay marriage in the United States? Seriously? As the years have gone by and certain states have legalized gay marriage, the rest of the country has trembled in fear at the implications it will have on "the sanctity of marriage."Sanctity of marriage? Really? Have you looked at the statistics on marriage? I mean, really looked at them? Half of the "straight people" who get married, get divorced. Half the straight couples who live together aren't even married. Those that are are always bickering and bitching about their significant other. They use their kids as pawns in bitter divorces, and even the family dog has had to deal with the brunt of the dysfunctional American marriage. No one likes their in-laws, and children are a pain in the ass. It's pretty much established that straight folks don't care much for marriage. And that's why gay folks should get married. If anyone's going to appreciate the concept and institution of these unions, it will be them. They fought for the right to be married, they've taken media backlash for it, they've been beaten, spat upon, ridiculed. But still they persevere and want to marry their significant other. They're not standing at the altar with a shotgun to their head, they're fighting through crowds of angry protestors and backward-thinking religious fanatics in order to marry somebody they love! That's how important it is to them."But Foamy, the Bible says marriage is between man and woman."Seriously? I'm the last person you should throw that Bible crap that. #1. [One middle finger pops out on left side] The Bible has been manipulated by man from its inception. Even if you consider it the "word of God", man has had way too much an influence on it, tweaking it for their own political and religious gain. #2. [Two middle fingers] Religion is a personal choice, not law. Your religious views may not be the same as another. Get over it. You don't have the right to impose your views on other people. That's kind of why America was founded—religious freedom! Remember that?! #3. [Three middle fingers] Free will. If God gave us all free will to do what we want, then what's the fucking problem? These folks wanna get married of their own free will! Now? Now you're just contradicting God by trying to stop people from doing what they want, and you're gonna burn in Hell for that. #4. [Four middle fingers] If you think it's "God's will" that marriage is only between a man and woman, then why not let God sort them out during the Rapture? You know? Where's that religious faith I hear so much about? If you truly do have faith in God, you should know that he/she/it in his/her/its all-knowing wisdom will do what needs to be done. So don't worry yourself about it, it's not your problem!Personally, I wouldn't be so bold and egotistical to claim I know what God's will is. What if God changes his mind? Huh? You don't know. He didn't send you a memo. Deal with it. The only thing I can say about the Bible is that the Ten Commandments are a pretty good list of dos and don'ts people should take into consideration.So with all this being said, as gay marriage comes to your cities and states, don't sweat it. It's not a big deal. Let 'em get married and figure out it's a hollow institution like the rest of us have. And seriously, guys, how many of you right now hope a hot lesbian couple move in right next door? See? Think about it! There's the upside! Don't deny the hot lesbian couple next door! Don't deny the hot lesbians! {The Ending screen appears.} Foamy: [singing] Hot lesbians live next door, where's my binoculars now.
- Gay marriage is what some of us (especially in the United States) would call “a social issue” many more would ditch the euphemism and call it “a biblical abomination of biblical proportions!”; others still would call it pointless as in Iran there is so obviously no such thing as homosexuality.
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