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| - Darth Xerox was the 25th Apprentice of Darth Shecks-Devihant. He was originally thought to be a photocopier, until, in 25 ABY, during the Battle of the DVD Formats, he unveiled himself as a mutant Kushiban. He was famous for essentially stealing and utilizing other Force users' powers; from the mundane to the spectacular, Xerox managed to copy, utilize, and master every Force power known in the galaxy, including the rare Force pwn and the even more rare Force Unleashed. Unfortunately, due to a malformity common to his species known only as "bad toner", many of his powers became streaky if Xerox had not been cleaned, causing some to even lose their powerfulness completely. In his years under Darth Shecks-Deviant's tutelage, he was unable to produce his own unique Force technique. This lack of creative ability caused many fellow Sith Lords to mock and criticize Darth Xerox, though, after their own powers were copied, Xerox extracted his revenge. However, in the Great Battle of Sithy Prime, Xerox outfitted himself with a fax machine and creative modulator, allowing him to create his own ultimate unbeatable power, known as Force paper jam.
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