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John Pierpoint Morgan was a wealthy American investor and entreprenaur of the late 1800's to early 1900's. J.P. Morgan and Henry Ford appear in a flashback in the beginning of "Elwood City Turns 100!" where they attended the recognition of Elwood City as an official city by President Theodore Roosevelt. Morgan, Ford, and Jacob Katzenellenbogan were business partners.

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  • John Pierpoint Morgan was a wealthy American investor and entreprenaur of the late 1800's to early 1900's. J.P. Morgan and Henry Ford appear in a flashback in the beginning of "Elwood City Turns 100!" where they attended the recognition of Elwood City as an official city by President Theodore Roosevelt. Morgan, Ford, and Jacob Katzenellenbogan were business partners.
  • (April 17, 1837 – March 31, 1913) born and raised in Sicklerville, KA is the founder of greed, famine and inequity. J.P. Morgan was also an American financier, loan shark, misanthropist, and erotic art collector whom eventually dominated everything in the world, financially, by the late 19th century. He was also chief venture capitalist of General Electric (GE) and co-founder of CHASE bank. In 1912, his estate was worth approximately 22 billion dollars in investments which today would be considered relative to approximately 4.3 Bill Gates'; however, J.P. Morgan's endowments to common humanity can best be described by the number zero. Morgan was particularly fond of collecting exotic and rare animal fesces (poop).
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  • John Pierpoint Morgan was a wealthy American investor and entreprenaur of the late 1800's to early 1900's. J.P. Morgan and Henry Ford appear in a flashback in the beginning of "Elwood City Turns 100!" where they attended the recognition of Elwood City as an official city by President Theodore Roosevelt. Morgan, Ford, and Jacob Katzenellenbogan were business partners.
  • (April 17, 1837 – March 31, 1913) born and raised in Sicklerville, KA is the founder of greed, famine and inequity. J.P. Morgan was also an American financier, loan shark, misanthropist, and erotic art collector whom eventually dominated everything in the world, financially, by the late 19th century. He was also chief venture capitalist of General Electric (GE) and co-founder of CHASE bank. In 1912, his estate was worth approximately 22 billion dollars in investments which today would be considered relative to approximately 4.3 Bill Gates'; however, J.P. Morgan's endowments to common humanity can best be described by the number zero. Morgan was particularly fond of collecting exotic and rare animal fesces (poop). Before his death, J.P Morgan was regarded as the most valuable person in the world next to the mulatto circus freak formerly known as Prince. When he passed away in 1913, his pancreas went up for a 94 year time-delayed auction on eBay eventually selling for 800 shares of merchantile exchange commodities and $500,000,000 in crude oil which was eventually burned at great detrimental expense to the environment as a tribute to the life of Morgan. At relative consideration, J.P. Morgan ruled the world for a short period of time along with his beloved umbrella and wife; both of which, were poison-tipped, pearl inlayed with platinum stock, and supported a velvet parasol.
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