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Skips: You wanna take a look inside? Benson: I don't wanna invade their privacy. I mean, I'm not even sure if it's in there. (Skips then takes out his phone.) Skips: Here, I'll dial your number and we'll see if we can hear it. (Skips dials the number) It's ringing. (pop music is heard in the scene) (laughs) Is that your phone? Benson: It's the ringtone that came with the phone. Skips: No, it isn't. Benson: I just like it, okay? I'm going in. Skips: I think the ring's coming from that pile. Rigby: (rapping) Some people play the base! Mordecai: (rapping) And some people play the conga! Rigby: But I'm about to play! Mordecai: This chimi- chimichanga! Rigby: Turn up the treble! Mordecai: Turn up the bass! Rigby: Cause I'm shoving guacamole! Mordecai: All up into my face! Mordecai & Rigby: (rapping) Chimi- chimi- chimi- chimichanga! (Both laugh.) Mordecai: Heh...classic. (The both of them then enter the bedroom.) Oh hey Benson. Hey Skips. Benson: (angrily) You wanna explain why my phone is leaking?! Mordecai: Oh, uh- sorry Benson. Rigby: Yeah, we meant to give it back but then, bunch...of...different stuff happened... Benson: Bunch of different stuff? You mean like the garbage that's all over this room! Mordecai & Rigby: Uhhh... Benson: This place is a biohazard! I want the both of you to clean it up now! Mordecai: Both of us!? But Rigby's the one who's the slob! Look at his chimichanga! Skips: He's not wrong. Rigby: Well, Mordecai's even worse! Look at his junk at the corner! Mordecai: Dude, that's my bed! Benson: I don't care who's responsible (Benson turns red) but you're gonna have to clean this room if you wanna keep living here for FREE! Rigby: Oh hey, you dropped something. Mordecai: It's time to clean the room. There are more of those in the kitchen and the dumpster's right outside. Rigby: Well, you seem to know more around this maze so pretty well. Feel free around to get started. Mordecai: Rigby, come on! This is your garbage! Just throw it out! Rigby: Oh, really? My garbage? What about...(looks around in a pile)...this! (Rigby holds up a crumbled piece of paper) I almost never write on anything, so this paper must be yours! (Mordecai gets the crumbled paper from Rigby and un-crumbles it) Mordecai: "Rigby's to-do list"? "Stay cool. Don't ever change. Have a great summer"? Rigby: Okay, fine. (crumbles the paper again) Garbage Hoops then. Who ever misses the trash can first has to clean the room. Mordecai: I'm not doing this. Rigby: Come on, Mordecai what's the big deal? It's just a little game. You're afraid of a little game? Mordecai: This is your mess, Rigby. Just clean it up! Rigby: But it's our room. What's yours is mine, what's mine is-- Mordecai: Hm. Hm. Your turn. Rigby: Okay, sure. Mordecai: Rigby! Rigby: Alright! Alright! Rigby: Later! Mordecai: Dude! Garbage hoops was your idea! You lost and now you have to clean the room! I'm leaving! Rigby: "Rigby's the one who's the slob! Look at his chimichanga!" Hmm! (He then lies down on his trampoline to check if there's any trash under it.) Hey... (Rigby gets up, comes near Mordecai's bed and kicks a toilet paper roll under it) I like it! Mordecai: Whoa, good job, Rigby! Mordecai: Aw, dude! Rigby: (rapping) Fried beat like a journal, a chimi infernal, tortillas swallowed rapped so tight I'm feeling baturnal! (coming into the room, he sees that the garbage has been put up into their room again but this time making only one huge pile on Rigby's side) No! (Rigby drops his chimichanga, runs and picks up a pile of trash to put it under Mordecai's bed again but ends up going right forward to Mordecai) Aw, come on! Mordecai: Just clean up the room, dude. Rigby: Cleanings for chumps! Mordecai: Quit being a baby and clean it up! Rigby: You quit being a baby and clean it up! Benson: Lettuce, tomato cucumber and pepper. Salad for lunch and I never felt better. (laughs but then he comes close to their bedroom door and hears Rigby.) Rigby: I'll never clean this room! Never! Benson: This room is still not clean! Mordecai: But-- Benson: I'm sick of excuses, you have 24 hours to clean this room or you're fired! Mordecai: This is on you, dude. Unless you wanna get another room, you better start cleaning. Rigby: Hey, Thomas? Thomas: Not gonna clean your room, dude. Commercial: Bobby, why so glum? Bobby: Mom's having another baby and I have to share my room with it. Commercial: Another baby? Bummer, you should try 'Wall Buddy'! Wall Buddy lets you divide your space! Once! Twice! Even three times a room! Bobby: Whoa! Wall Buddy's awesome! Commercial: Buy now and you will receive Wall Buddy's voice activation at no additional charge! Bobby: Wall Buddy, help me out! Commercial: Wall Buddy! Bobby: Now my mom could have as many babies as she wants! Thanks, Wall Buddy! Rigby: Great. Even that baby has its own room. Thomas: Maybe you should get a Wall Buddy. Then you can be as messy as you want at your side of your room. Rigby: Do they really work? Thomas: Well, they're kind of cheaply made but, pretty much everyone in my dorm has one. Rigby: Hmmm.... Mordecai: Alright, Rigby! The room better be clean! Mordecai: What the—What's going on! (scene then shows Rigby lying down on his trampoline reading a book) What is this thing? Rigby: Wall Buddy, window. I wanna see Mordecai's stupid face. (Wall Buddy then makes a window to Mordecai which Rigby demanded to do) Just decided to remodel a bit, thanks to Wall Buddy. Now we have our own rooms. Pretty awesome right? Mordecai: (sigh) Fine. You still need to clean up your mess though. Rigby: My room is spotless, Mordecai. You might wanna get started on the huge mess in your room, though. I mean, Benson could fire you, so... Mordecai: Dude! Dude, none of this is mine! Rigby: Guess what, son! It's in your room so it's your mess now! Ha! Oh, you know what, my room could use some natural light. Wall Buddy, rearrange around other window. Mordecai: Wall Buddy, rearrange around Rigby's mess! (Wall Buddy rearranges again taking all of the trash from Mordecai's space to Rigby's pushing it all the way to him.) Hmm! Hm! Rigby: Wall Buddy! Rearrange! Mordecai: (grunts) Wall Buddy! Window! Rigby: Huh? Rigby: Ow! (whimpers) Wall Buddy! Hatch! Mordecai: French doors! (Wall Buddy makes a door appear making all the trash go into Rigby's side) Rigby! I told you! (kicks piles of trash at Rigby's face at each saying) This! Is! Your! Mess! Rigby: Wall Buddy! Lower door way! Mordecai: Ooh! (rubs his head) Wall Buddy! Hit Rigby with a buttress or something! Rigby: No! Hit Mordecai with abutting truss! (Wall Buddy in a split second was about to do it but gets interrupted again) Mordecai: No! Cancel abutting truss! Rigby: Cancel buttress! Mordecai: Cancel Rigby's commands! Rigby: Cancel Mordecai's cancels! Rigby: Uh, Wall Buddy, stop acting crazy! (Wall Buddy doesn't respond to them anymore and goes all around the room making a huge maze around them) Wall Buddy, stop dividing! Wall Buddy! TV: And now, back to Carter & Briggs: Bust Russia. Thomas: Alright! Muscle Man: How do we get out of this thing? Mordecai: (grunts) How are we gonna fix this now? Why didn't you just clean up your mess? (Mordecai pushes Rigby) It's like every time you have to do something simple you buy some dumb product and make it worst! Rigby: What? When have I ever done that!? (screen shows some of Rigby's past products he brought up in the series like the Brain Max from "More Smarter" and The Russian from "One Pull Up". Rigby then slides the products away.) Anyway! (sighs) I'm upset! Mordecai: Cause you got called out for being messy? Rigby: No! That's not the reason why I'm mad! I know I'm messy. That's part of the "Rig package". It's 'cause you threw me right under the bus! Mordecai: What? When? Rigby: When Benson told us to clean the room, you ratted me out! It used to be both of us against the man. Now I know when it gets rough, you'll sell me out. Now my only buddy is Wall Buddy and you can see how well that's working out! Mordecai: \You're right. That was messed up. Bros gotta work out for one another. I'm really sorry, dude. Rigby: I'm sorry too. Mordecai: Now how do we stop Wall Buddy? Rigby: (gasp) The CPU! Mordecai: What? What are you talking about? Rigby: You know, that "pole-thingy". Maybe there's a reset button or something. Mordecai: That's the plan? Rigby: ...This way! (they then go to another hallway and go over a part of Wall Buddy) No, there's definitely a reset button! I read it in the manual! Mordecai: Dude, you read something? I'm proud of you man! (They then finally make it to the middle of the house seeing all the expansion of Wall buddy) Whoa.... Rigby: The CPU! Mordecai: Look! Rigby: There! Rigby: The reset button should be under the faceplate! We gotta smash it! Mordecai: Presss ittt! Mordecai: Hey, alright! (since that was the reset button though, Mordecai & Rigby go all the way back again to the original position Wall Buddy was at which made Mordecai & Rigby scream at the whole experience back to their bedroom making Wall Buddy back to normal) Whoa! Rigby: Heh! He! Mordecai: Oh my gosh! Rigby: Nice work, bro! And the best part is, Wall Buddy spread all my garbage throughout the park, so our room is spotless! Mordecai: It also redistributed all our furniture. Rigby: Well, yeah but-- Benson: MORDECAI & RIGBY! Rigby: Now before you're saying anything, we did do what you said. Mordecai: Yeah, we cleaned up Rigby's-- uh—I mean...our mess. (Rigby smiles in satisfaction) So you can't fire us. Rigby: Immunity, son! Benson: So who can I fire for all the damage you two did to the park?! (Short pause, then after a few seconds, Mordecai and Rigby point at each other, trying to blame each other for the damage. The episode ends.)
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