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It is a proven fact that pirates and ninjas are polar opposites, thusly there is a theory that neither could get along very well with the other. This theory is proven by the fact that there is a war going on, as of this very second waged between both of these great forces. It is rumored that the conflict between the two came about because of the story of Ninja God and Pirate God.

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rdfs:comment	It is a proven fact that pirates and ninjas are polar opposites, thusly there is a theory that neither could get along very well with the other. This theory is proven by the fact that there is a war going on, as of this very second waged between both of these great forces. It is rumored that the conflict between the two came about because of the story of Ninja God and Pirate God.
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abstract	It is a proven fact that pirates and ninjas are polar opposites, thusly there is a theory that neither could get along very well with the other. This theory is proven by the fact that there is a war going on, as of this very second waged between both of these great forces. It is rumored that the conflict between the two came about because of the story of Ninja God and Pirate God. “Whilst Pirate and Ninja once sat and played Jenga in Peace, Pirate had his minions deviously sneak up and cut one of the legs off the great Jenga table. When Ninja saw the tower fall Pirate bellowed "JENGA! I WIN!" But Ninja knew of the conspiracy and dedicated himself and his warriors to fighting Pirate ever since.” ~ Preface to the Book of Jutsu on the Great Pirate-Ninja Conflict File:Ninjajumpingandstuff.gif Pirates, with their allies: Canada, and the First Bank of America, have been on the downside of the war since the 1800's, when they lost many of their numbers to infighting, general chaos and Chuck Norris turning rogue on them. The only reason that they are still considered in the war is the little known fact that ninjas can't swim. The ninja's one true weakness is water, which is where pirates mainly dwell. The only other foothold, along side the ocean, that pirates have been able to claim exclusively is the internet, or as they call it, "Intraweb". Due to the ninja's contacts, they covertly own 90% of the world's super weapons, having disguised their storage buildings under the guise of one "Microsoft" and, due to overwhelmingly trivial means, have constructed the first weapon that can be seen from space and is yet invisible. This weapon codenamed "the Bermuda Triangle" is the pinnacle of Ninja tech, though they maintain their cover by claiming it was created by aliens. From the extraterrestrials, there was no comment, though, "I hate ninjas" shirt sales doubled overnight in the Andromeda galaxy. The ninjas once had a great ally in the Catholic Church, and trained the most elite warriors for their personal armies. The Clinjas were once incorporated into ninja armies, but after the Pirate-Ninja Alliance, where the ninjas failed to save them from the invading cowboys. The Clinjas consequently seceded over to work solely for the Vatican and the Pope, and the ninja forces no longer enjoy the safety they once brought.

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