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| - Hiccup (v.o.)The life of a Viking can be difficult, harsh, and stormy. Nobody could make it through alone. Eventually you're going to have to rely on someone. Unfortunately we do not always get to pick that someone.SnotloutThis is so lame! Why are we even out here?HiccupBecause this is our first dragon search and rescue mission.SnotloutI see a lot of searching but not much rescuing! Do you even know where we are?HiccupMy dad said the fishing boat was last seen heading South.SnotloutYou don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing down there! I say we go North!AstridAnd if Hiccup said to go North?SnotloutAre you trying to mess with my mind? Because nothing gets in here, nothing!AstridWhat does our map say, Fishlegs?FishlegsKind of tough to read from this angle.SnotloutYou know what, Hiccup? I'm done listening to you! I said North, and North is where I'm going...Hey! You work for me!RuffnutAre we just going to let him go?TuffnutWorks for me.AstridAhem.HiccupUgh. I'm going, I'm going. Lead the others back. We'll get him. Come on bud. Wow, look at the size of that waterspout. That waterspout is way too dangerous!SnotloutThat's why I'm flying around it. Duh!HiccupYOU'RE CUTTING TOO CLOSE! LOOK OUT!SnotloutOh, no, no, no, no, no! AAH! HELP ME! HELP ME, HICCUP! AAHH!HiccupWe're coming!SnotloutWhooooa!HiccupTOOTHLESS, GET US OUT OF HERE! Oh, no! SNOTLOUT, HANG ON!StoickPush, Gobber!GobberI'm pushing, Stoick.StoickWell, it certainly doesn't feel like it. Push harder!GobberOh, there they are.StoickI'm glad you're back. The boat has returned.TuffnutCould've told us that before we left.StoickExcuse me?TuffnutUm, nothing, Chief. That was her.RuffnutHey!StoickWhere's Hiccup?AstridHe had to double back to get Snotlout.TuffnutHeh. I said leave him... Uh, her again! I don't know what her deal is.GobberNothing to worry about, Stoick. You know how hard it is to get him off that dragon.HiccupToothless? Where are you? Snotlout? Toothless! Are you okay? Ah. Come on, talk to me, bud. Oh, thank Thor. That wasn't our best landing was it, was it? Great. Your tail is gone, and the connecting rod is a mess! What are we supposed to do now?SnotloutYou can start by getting me out of this stupid tree!HiccupWell, that looked like it hurt. You sure? Can you talk?SnotloutGo... suck... rocks.HiccupHey, he's back! Lucky us. Hey, where's Hookfang?SnotloutHookfang! Hookfang, where are you? Hookfang, you get over here right now! Hookfang! Hookie? Fangster?HiccupI don't think he's here, Snotlout.SnotloutObviously! Pig-headed dragon.HiccupDon't worry. We'll find him. Now all we have to do is figure out how to get out of here. Okay, that should work. This might be a little tougher. DOW! OW!SnotloutThere is nothing to eat in here, Hiccup! What kind of search and rescue mission is this?HiccupUh, instead of complaining, why don't you try to help me?SnotloutI am trying to help you! I'm trying to teach you about survival. You don't leave home without proper supplies, and on top of that list is food!HiccupFood. Like the food in your hand?SnotloutYou mean this day old biscuit? Its even got a little spot of mold right-- Hey!HiccupWe've got bigger problems than a biscuit!SnotloutHe ate my biscuit! What kind of dragon takes a man's biscuit? You know, his bad manners are a reflection on you! Give me that. You're doing it all wrong. You need to put some muscle into it. Oops, I forgot, you can't! Hahaha!HiccupNo, no, no. Be careful with that, or it might--SnotloutYou wanted two of 'em, right?HiccupNope! That was our only hope of getting home.SnotloutIt's not my fault your dragon has half a tail. Just get another rod.HiccupDon't you understand? We have no idea where we are! Shhh!OutcastYou hear that?SavageOver there.SnotloutWhat do you see?HiccupWould you be quiet? For all we know, we could be on a hostile island.SnotloutDon't be such a baby. How hostile can it be?OutcastThose are wild dragon tracks alright.SavageGood. I feel like killing.HiccupIs that hostile enough for you?SavageNothing over there!OutcastNothin' there.HiccupI know where we are now.SavageCome on, this way!OutcastRight behind ya.HiccupThat was Savage. Snotlout, we're on Outcast Island. Outcast Island? I can't believe this! We've really got to fix this connecting rod and get out of here, or we are dead men. Snotlout, I'm not so sure you should be eating those berries.SnotloutWell, I'm not sure you should be telling me what to eat, especially after you took my biscuit! Hey, back off. These are mine!HiccupThose berries could be poisonous.SnotloutHey, we're on Outcast Island. We're going into battle. We need our strength, a concept you know nothing about.HiccupBattle the Outcasts? Really? Just the two of us?SnotloutAbtholutelyHiccupWha-What did you just say?SnotloutI thaid, Abtholutely. As in, of courths.HiccupOh, for the love of-- I told you not to eat those berries!SnotloutWhy? Whath wrong? Oh, no, I'm hideouth!HiccupGive me my satchel. I may have something that can help with your tongue.SnotloutThatchel?HiccupNo, no, nooooo. Do not tell me you just left it there. If someone finds that "thatchel", we're done! It's got the Berk crest on it!SnotloutRelax. We're thafe. Trust me, no oneth gonna find it.SavageOh, Alvin needs to see this.StoickWell, they've been gone for days. I thought you said they were right behind you!AstridThey probably set down to wait out the storm.FishlegsI see something!AstridIt's Hookfang!FishlegsIf Hookfang is here, where's Snotlout?AstridAnd where are Hiccup and Toothless?StoickGet your dragons ready; we're heading out!AlvinI like this one. He's got the right spirit. Will I never get these dragons to do what I want?!OutcastWhat you need is that book.AlvinNo, what we need is Stoick's boy.SavageAlvin!AlvinThe Berk crest. Ho-ho, is it my birthday?OutcastUh, I didn't get him anything. What does he like?AlvinStop gossiping, and bring me the owner of this bag!OutcastDo you want him alive?AlvinWhy not? For now.HiccupWait, wait, there it is. We just need to wait until the blacksmith leaves, and then I can sneak in there and make a new rod.SnotloutHow long do I hab to leab my tongue in here? Its dithgusting! I saw Toothleth spit in it.HiccupHe did, indeed! But, but, uh, Night Fury saliva has incredible healing properties.SnotloutUgh, it tastes like yak pies.GobberWaaaah, Whoa! Ahaha, easy there! Whoo, dragon! Good thing I packed my iron skivvies. That's it, dragon. Follow your master's scent.AstridIt's Snotlout. How hard can that be!TuffnutAre we there yet?StoickNO!RuffnutI have to got to the bathroom!StoickYou should have gone before we left.TuffnutThat's what your helmet's for.GobberHang on. I think the dragon's got a sniff!HiccupCome on, hurry! We don't know how long the blacksmith is going to be gone.SnotloutBetty Boda bought a bit of bitter butter, "And", said she, "This butter's bitter." If I bought a bit of bitter butter, it would---HiccupWhat... are... you... doing?SnotloutEnjoying my tongue again.HiccupWell, I'm glad someone is.SnotloutHookfang! Whoa! Not Hookfang.HiccupIt's a wild Monstrous Nightmare! Toothless, stop!OutcastThere they are, the Berk intruders!HiccupRun! Circle back around, bud!OutcastsThere they go, that way!HiccupGood, there gone. Alright, we'll just wait here until Toothless comes back, then head to the blacksmith shop.SnotloutNo way! I'm not going anywhere near that place. You almost got us caught!HiccupI almost got--? The only reason the Outcasts know where here is because you lost the satchel with the Berk crest on it!SnotloutWell, who brought the satchel with the Berk crest on it to Outcast Island?HiccupWell, I had no idea we were going to Outcast Island!SnotloutSo you're not prepared, and I get blamed? Hmm.HiccupFine. If you don't like my ideas, please, please let me hear one of yours. Precisely as I suspected! There you go. Good job, bud! At least someone is pulling their weight around here.SnotloutOh, you are so smug!HiccupME?!Snotlout"Hiccup's so smart! Hiccup's so brave! He killed the Red Death! He trained the dragons! He's got the metal leg!"HiccupMetal leg?! That's what's bothering you? That's where you're going? Metal leg?!SnotloutNo! It's everything the leg is attached to!HiccupOkay. Well, deal with it, Snotlout. Because, right now, I am literally all you've got!SnotloutOh, you think I need you? I DON'T need you!HiccupWell, I don't need you! Go! It's him, right?FishlegsYou guys need to see this.AstridOkay, Stormfly, tail flip! It's Toothless' tail.FishlegsOh, no, Toothless lost his tail. If Toothless doesn't have a tail, he can't fly. If he can't fly, they can't fly. If they can't fly--StoickEnough! Those boys are probably stranded at sea. We fly close to the water.RuffnutGood, because I really need to rinse out my helmet.HiccupBack there, bud. Stay hidden.SavageAnd what are we making, Hiccup?HiccupA gift for... Alvin! To thank him for his hospitality. Oh, boy.SavageYou can thank him in person. Grab him!SnotloutYou're not the only one who can come up with a good idea, Hiccup. Ha, ha! Snotlout, Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi...SnotloutGood thing he wasn't here to see that.SnotloutToothless? Wherever you are, Hiccup, I still don't need you! Hiccup! Hiccup? Oh, I get it. Hiccup needs my help!SnotloutHiccup! Hiccup. Stupid dragon, he's not even here. Hmm, this looks familiar. AAAH!SnotloutYou know what, Toothless? We make pretty good team. I might not give you back... kidding. Now, let's get 'em, Toothless!SavageStoick wouldn't have sent you here alone. Where's the rest of your party?HiccupOh, no. No, no. It's me, just me. Taking a little vacation, you know. I heard Outcast Island is beautiful this time of year.SavageOh, Alvin will get it out of you. In fact, he'll enjoy it, but trust me, you won't. Move!AlvinHappy birthday to me, happy birthday to me!OutcastI'm confused. Is it your birthday or not?AlvinAs far as you're concerned, everyday's me birthday. Now, prepare the dragons. Their Trainer has arrived!OutcastRun!SnotloutToothless, now!SavageBack the other way!HiccupToothless!AlvinGrrr... as usual, I can rely on no one but myself.SnotloutHiccup!HiccupAh, good to see you, too! Thank you, bud. Snotlout!SnotloutYou better run! Ha, ha, ha!AlvinNeed some help?AlvinShoot him down! Fire! How does that ninety pound boy repeatedly defeat an entire army of bloodthirsty savages?SavageWould, uh, you like me to answer that?AlvinI know the answer! He'll be back, if I have to bring him here myself, he'll be back.HiccupWhoo-hooo! Do you realize what we just did?SnotloutWe totally kicked butt, duh!HiccupYeah, and we kicked butt together! Look, Snotlout, I'm--SnotloutHungry, right?HiccupYeah, exactly.SnotloutMe too!FishlegsHey, what's that?SnotloutIt's Hiccup!TuffnutAnd he picked up a baby seal!FishlegsSnotlout!StoickSon, you're safe!GobberWe never had a doubt.SnotloutHello? Other half of the team. Hookfang! I'm still mad at you!Hiccup (v.o.)Sometimes the last person you want to rely on is the one you end up being stuck with, and being stuck with Snotlout was no picnic. But who knew how much I could rely on him?
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