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The famous Bonopoly scientist, Bono, gathered the people to the town square to show off his new invention. A large crowd gathered for the unveiling. Now, at the time, the people of Bonopoly were very troubled. Everyone went to work, came home, ate, and watched Wheel of Bono. After that they had nothing to do. Also people were dying and the population was dropping severely. Soon no one would be left to live in Bonopoly, something had to be done. A young lady approached Bono, “Please Mr. Bono, me and my husband are bored and have nothing to do. What is there to entertain us?” Bono replied, “Come here young miss, oh no, leave your pants over there, let me show you something.”

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  • The famous Bonopoly scientist, Bono, gathered the people to the town square to show off his new invention. A large crowd gathered for the unveiling. Now, at the time, the people of Bonopoly were very troubled. Everyone went to work, came home, ate, and watched Wheel of Bono. After that they had nothing to do. Also people were dying and the population was dropping severely. Soon no one would be left to live in Bonopoly, something had to be done. A young lady approached Bono, “Please Mr. Bono, me and my husband are bored and have nothing to do. What is there to entertain us?” Bono replied, “Come here young miss, oh no, leave your pants over there, let me show you something.”
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  • The famous Bonopoly scientist, Bono, gathered the people to the town square to show off his new invention. A large crowd gathered for the unveiling. Now, at the time, the people of Bonopoly were very troubled. Everyone went to work, came home, ate, and watched Wheel of Bono. After that they had nothing to do. Also people were dying and the population was dropping severely. Soon no one would be left to live in Bonopoly, something had to be done. A young lady approached Bono, “Please Mr. Bono, me and my husband are bored and have nothing to do. What is there to entertain us?” Bono replied, “Come here young miss, oh no, leave your pants over there, let me show you something.” Bono asked for absolute silence in the studio. (This was somewhat foolish, as there was no noise in the studio, since everyone was too bored out of there minds to think of anything to say.) The people of Bonopoly replied with a rousing chorus of "Hey Baby (Ooh Ah)". When they were quite finished, Bono closed his eyes as though concentrating. A hush went across the crowd. Bono opened his eyes; spread his arms wide and shouted "Sexual Intercourse". A huge red flash burst across the surroundings. Suddenly, everything everyone was severely attracted to one another. It was a miracle! Suddenly everyone was naked and having the time of their lives. When the dust had settled, the people congratulated Mr. Bono. Everything was now so much easier to do now that they had something to look forward to when they got home, they said, one could now repopulate the land or rape someone on a date! But modest Mr. Bono merely said "Just wait until you see my next invention."
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