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| - The Laotian rock rat (granitis rodentus) is an animal of rare beauty in the rodent kingdom. Covered with small brown hairs, the Laotian rock rat is equipped with an exquisite coat of fur, a short-stock antipersonnel rifle, three hundred rounds of ammunition and three types of grenade as standard. Due to the high demand for its fur, it was hunted to near extinction, and in fact had been believed extinct for several millennia until it was found once more by the critically acclaimed scientist and naturalist, Mary Dawson. On rediscovering the species, Dawson remarked that:
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| - The Laotian rock rat (granitis rodentus) is an animal of rare beauty in the rodent kingdom. Covered with small brown hairs, the Laotian rock rat is equipped with an exquisite coat of fur, a short-stock antipersonnel rifle, three hundred rounds of ammunition and three types of grenade as standard. Due to the high demand for its fur, it was hunted to near extinction, and in fact had been believed extinct for several millennia until it was found once more by the critically acclaimed scientist and naturalist, Mary Dawson. On rediscovering the species, Dawson remarked that: Another unique trait is its small, pink feet. Unlike other rats, these feet come equipped with razor sharp claws, allowing the Laotian rock rat to scale buildings, rocks, and fortifications. Although hardly necessary, rock rats also carry a rappel line and harness as standard, in order to effect rapid insertions. The Laotian rock rat can be found everywhere, and especially cities with a build up of humans. It is believed that they maintain a proximity to these because of the quantity of food provided by them, though this is disputed by several leading scientists. But not good ones, just loud ones, who tend to lead people loudly into suspiciously squeaky death-traps, often urging them to rub themselves all over with cheese first.
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