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| - Jason Dirkov is the son of Matt Dirkov, also known as Dirty Matt, and an unknown mother, who has been sentenced to serve 10 years in Danville Children's Institution for robbing a pharmacy. He is about the same age group as Phineas and all his friends. He is about the same height as a normal kid on the show, and has some messed up brown hair with locks mostly covering his eyes. He is assigned to be Buford's cellmate after Buford is convicted of a hate crime after breaking Baljeet's arm. At first, he acts very hostile and unfriendly toward Bufford, but he does say he will help him bust out if he can bring him some cigarettes. Bufford manages to smuggle some him, with some help from Phineas and Ferb, and by swallowing it so the guards can't find it. He has to hurl to get it out, however, to give it to Jason, and he accidentally flushes the toilet after doing so. He then brings Jason a board game he wanted, but after this, Jason reveals that he only used Bufford to get the stuff he wanted, and will not do anything for him. Buford becomes scared then, and starts crying for him mommy. At first, Jason is embarrassed by this, then becomes sympathetic for Buford, and agrees to help him out, not because he wants to be his friend, but also because he doesn't want to hear him cry, but mostly because he wants to see his father again and go to an amusement park with him. The wall to their cell suddenly crumbles (thanks to a missile fired by Dr. Doofenshmirtz's ultimate war machine), and they try to escape through there. After they get over the wall however, Jason breaks his foot, and can't walk any further. Just then, the guards arrive at the scene and explain that Bufford has been released. Jason is then sent back to his cell. In the credits of the episode, Bufford is seen visiting Jason, along with Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella, and reuniting him with his father, then giving them rides on amusement park rides they have built. Jason seems to look up to his father, and tries to be like him by robbing a pharmacy, and also by bullying and hurting kids, and even some senior citizens. Also, he wants to spend more time with his father, and dreams of going to an amusement park with him. Matt, on the other hand, never mentions that he has a son, although he is happy to see him when they are reunited in jail, and have fun together on the rides Phineas and Ferb have built for them, and it has been mentioned that he did visit his son before he himself got arrested.
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