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| - A typical mass would go as follows. Priest - Yea, we all come together under gravity, let the Lord our Particle hold us together, with a non-polar force. Everyone - Unlike Static electricity or magnetism Priest - Gravity, the weakest of the forces, but the only bisexual one, specifying no preferred charge. Holy bender of time-space. Lift up your hearts. Everyone - We lift them to the lord Priest - Can you feel their mass? Everyone - Yes, Oh Lord, make us heavy. All come forth and share communion, eating lead wafers, and drinking mercury, so as to become heavier. Priest - The Lord be with you Everyone - And also with you Priest - Lord grant us that all attraction is purely physical, and that we revel in the shallow glory of Gravity. Everyone - Amen Priest -
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| - A typical mass would go as follows. Priest - Yea, we all come together under gravity, let the Lord our Particle hold us together, with a non-polar force. Everyone - Unlike Static electricity or magnetism Priest - Gravity, the weakest of the forces, but the only bisexual one, specifying no preferred charge. Holy bender of time-space. Lift up your hearts. Everyone - We lift them to the lord Priest - Can you feel their mass? Everyone - Yes, Oh Lord, make us heavy. All come forth and share communion, eating lead wafers, and drinking mercury, so as to become heavier. Priest - The Lord be with you Everyone - And also with you Priest - Lord grant us that all attraction is purely physical, and that we revel in the shallow glory of Gravity. Everyone - Amen Priest - Right, who pronounced it "Ay-Men"... It's "Ah-Men", you stupid slave. Some more modern versions of the Physicist church try to do away with the ecclesiastical nature of this communion, and as a result are full of Black people, who say "Ay-men" and annoying born-again physicists Like you, Camilla Gale and Phedre Nicholson, and that Zimbabwean girl as well! who don't actually understand the gospel as they didn't pay enough attention in Physics class, but make the most noise about it, and kill the most abortionists. A Physicist's mass is not to be confused with atomic mass, which does not really venture beyond an atomic level.
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