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| - Summary: Sinnertwin murders Punch. With the help of Counterpunch The highway. And a slight distance away from the highway, is a hastily constructed building. The building is stacked high with barrels full of ammunition and explosives. Outside is even more explosives, with Punch in the middle, stacking even MORE explosives in a stiff, mechanical way. Counterpunch stands on the highwave, watching through a pair of binoculars :v "NO! HE IS THERE!" Counterpunch points to Punch, who continues to move jerkily. He presses some buttons on a remote control as he does so
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| - Summary: Sinnertwin murders Punch. With the help of Counterpunch The highway. And a slight distance away from the highway, is a hastily constructed building. The building is stacked high with barrels full of ammunition and explosives. Outside is even more explosives, with Punch in the middle, stacking even MORE explosives in a stiff, mechanical way. Counterpunch stands on the highwave, watching through a pair of binoculars :v Sinnertwin is standing stupidly close to the explosive laden building. In fact, he's leaning on it with his arms crossed like some sort of cool badass. Too bad he doesn't have any shades. "Don't see anything. Counterpunch is a /liar/." "NO! HE IS THERE!" Counterpunch points to Punch, who continues to move jerkily. He presses some buttons on a remote control as he does so Sinnertwin stretches his arms over his head. "Yeup. Nothing here. Freaking liaarrrr..." He picks up a random explosive (it's totally a roman candle) and lights it with his built in Zippo thumb. "Boooreeddddd," he drawls, firing a series of shots off in to the HUGE PILE OF FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCES. BOOOOOOOOOM! The entire building explodes in a gigantic flame of death. Punch's head flies into the air and conveniantly lands close to Sinnertwin's feet "Woah!" Sinnertwin, who was somehow not completely engulfed in the explosion, bends down to pick up the obviously legit head. "That was easy. Promotion, here I come!" Counterpunch gives a thumbs up to Sinnertwin. "Lucky he was stacking all that explosives, yes? Now go make the official report, I'll clean up here!" "Hey, HEY! HEY COUNTERPUNCH! You know what would be really funny?" Sinnertwin shouts. "This." He then begins to furiously violate the head with his mouth. "YES, WHO IS BOSS NOW? ME." Counterpunch simply stares at Sinnertwin. "I... I'm not really sure WHAT you're doing there" "Oh Punch, for so long I wanted nothing more than to blow you to pieces. And now I did. And now I realize that my yearnings for you were more than just violent," Sinnertwin goes on.
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