Lisa Godiva Cadbury Harrogate Riley was created by evil giant mushrooms in 1949 as a renewable food source in the erroneous anticipation of Germany's reentry in to the Second World War. Realising they had overslept somewhat, the mushrooms then proudly proclaimed Riley to be the tallest building in the world before it was pointed out by a passing starling that she really wasn't, nor even close. Following this embarrassing revelation, they resultingly denied all knowledge of her existence, whistling and looking intently at trees and squirrels every time she asked what time dinner would be ready. Rejected from her mushroom brothers and sisters and aunties, Riley went out into the world to seek her fortune. Internationally she is well known as being such a fat cow that it would be easier to mo