Color Me Badd was an R&B quartet that wrote songs during the early '90s, which is widely considered the low water mark of R&B. And Color Me Badd are the reason why. For inexplicable reasons, their biggest hit single, I Wanna Sex You Up, was wildly popular, even though future generations would eventually realize that this is perhaps the douchiest thing one can say to a woman. There are absolutely no situations in which one can say this phrase to a woman and subsequently have sex with her. Well, unless she's already been paid for the entire hour up front, and she has a keen sense of professional ethics. So, one situation.