In one episode, he fought various individuals from all over the world, including: * Assorted fans and onlookers, who irritate him by saying "Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe!". * A group of Chinese people in Tiananmen Square, whom he refers to as "Chinamen". * A group Indian people in front of the Taj Mahal. * The urban youth of New York, whom he refers to as "black people" and "Puerto Ricans". * A cancer patient, in an attempt to fight cancer itself. * His show's own editor, for editing his "poetry".