Darth Barney AKA "The Second Most Evil Thing In Eternity" (Darth Evil being the most evil DUH)- wait? What? C'mon! I mean, what are we? Five year olds? First it was Darth Elmo, then Big Bird, and now Barney? Jesus Christ people. Look lets stop the article right now. Make it a stub for all I care. Maybe we can get one of those crazies we call Admins to Delete this piece of bantha poodoo. Here, If you really want a story I'll tell you Barney's life's story in five words. He had no life. He was the Michael Jackson of Dinosaurs (the white version). Okay that was eleven words, but it doesn't matter. Go home. Oh wait...you're already at home jacking off to pictures of Miley Cyrus... Okay, how about you go read something useful like this or something else.