Uuuuuuhhh...WEETABIX!!! Woooooooo, yummy. Anyway, where am I? Oh yeah, Uuuuuuhhh, oh, I know what to talk about, that thing with the thing in it's thingies...the newspaper! The nosy nosepaper! You hear about that guy who did the thing? Yeah, me neither. Lets turn to the sports pages. Oh poo, it says all sports are cancelled due to all the sportists having died of steroid abuse. Now I really can't think what to rant on pointlessly about...but I shall continue anyway. Birds can fly up to 100 feet in the air except French ones who just surrender. Prof. Weeto has released new findings on the subject of why humans have no second stomachs in their eyes, and That guy off the Mr. Muscle ads has officially overtaken Big Bird as the worlds tallest yellow bird. The queen today received a birthday ene