I suppose I'll have to start from the beginning. It was a Saturday, 9 AM. I had just gotten up and drawn the blinds to let some light into my apartment when my phone rang. It was my step-sister, Phoebe. She asked me to go shopping with her. Whenever we go shopping, all we do is look at shoes and clothes, but she means well, so I accepted. That was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I remember reading, "Magnus Phrike, sacrificium meum est hic qui haec legerit." "Where have you been?" Gathering my thoughts, I said the thing that first popped into my mind. "I don't know."