WELL I'LL SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.CHOCO TOUCHED THE FUCKING PAGE. Beardsly is a marvellous creature also known to various cultures as a Unicorn. His power levels are somewhere around 9000, but just below, with your contributions he may be able to fuel his power levels causing Cumbeans to cry over there scouter readings and run for the hills. The genetic make-up of Beardsly's existence is something of a mystery, many speculations have led to believe that he is composed entirely of hot gas and arsenic, though this is entirely not the case. Crack science teams, like those also working on his origins (see below), have been snorting coke 24/7 within confined spaces to determine his genetic structure.