Stalin's Ten Year Luau Party In Hell is exactly what you would think it to be, a luau party lasting ten years held by Stalin in hell. Every ten years, it starts up again, so it is in truth perpetual, but we like ten years better because it makes it seem less horrble.Stalin hands out leis and pinapple chunks to the damned and puts on a grass skirt.He then proceeds to shake his ass until the next ten years come about.