Edison was eaten by New Jersey 100 years ago, hence why it is only half way down the digestive tract. Rumor has it that it was founded by Stephenus Colbertius, which is what happens when you combine Carmen Electra and some Formula 401. It is home to Thomas Edison, Tchaikovsky, and possibly also the Power Rangers, however there is controversy over whether it Scotch Plainfield has them or Edison....but that's besides the point. Scotch Plains has an extremely high number of elitist commie liberals, the most in the nation, so it is safe to assume they are from Edison, because liberals are too pussy to fight crime. Hopefully, one of Edison's 777 districts will be featured on "Better Know A District".