Marie: So like OMG haaai! My name's Marie Jones and like I'm sooo pretty. Like everyone loves me! When I was five my house burned down and I was like soo soo sad! I was sobbing for weeks because I lost my favorite little teddy that had been handed down through like a bajillion generations! So anyway we moved to Danville and I met Phineas Flynn, who's legit like the cutest boy ever! And I also met Ferb too, and I like totally realized that even though Phineas is my boyfriend and everything, he's totally hawt! Like OMG, I might die! And like this girl Isabella, she's like my bestie! She totally doesn't mind that I have Phineas because she has Jhonen, but I don't like him because he's all goth!