The plan seemed flawless on tablet but had yet to be tested in actual bumper boat competition. Finally, the day had come where the two sides would be expected to prove their meat. The battle had started off slowly with both sides splashing about off the coast of Greece. Eventually the Persians were tired of enjoying the gorgeous Mediterranean weather and began their charge. The Greeks unsheathed their meat and dodged the Persian advance. The Greeks then quickly capitalized on the Persian rear being left unguarded and attacked via the boats stern. Within moments many Greek hoplites brandishing Salamis flooded the boats bilge and the Persians below decks met a double salty demise.