Dick was an employee of Path-E-Tech. He worked in Procurement. He was a jerk, but ultimately it came back to him as he was crushed by Dogbert's float in the Dogbert Day Parade. His list of crimes include: * Slurping coffee loudly * Stealing office supplies * Leaving the toilet seat up at home * Leaving the toilet seat down at work * Taking the last 3 donuts * Smashing Dilbert's car window * Smashing Dilbert's right taillight * Crushing Dilbert's car