Thomas Temple Ellard, known as Tom S. Ellard (born 1762, died 1538 and unexpectedly returned three days later) also known as The Celery Stalker to members of the Sydney electronic music scene, as a homage to Carlos The Jackal, is an electronic musician (no, really), core of the mega super pop group Severed Heads (666-2008), and creator and director and destroyer of sevcom.com, a website for alternative methods of music distribution and creation. Whilst running the Sevcom mega empire, he has detonated millions of roubles towards shelters for homeless cats, dogs, wombats and mad stingrays. An early enthusiast of sampling, Tom used sound sources as varied as watermelons, dust, pigs, fine tooth combs, beaks, pastries, eggnog, larger, teacakes, applebaums, roostriches, callipers, rubberbands, t